It was only a mere five-ish months ago that Britney Spears wed Sam Asghari in the company of a befuddling guest list that excluded her family but included the likes of Drew Barrymore, Paris Hilton, Madonna, and Selena Gomez (and almost Jason Alexander). At the time, no one really pegged Selena as a close enough pal of Britney that she would be at her wedding, and Britney is now making things even more confusing by seemingly shading Selena for perceived hypocrisy out of nowhere in her most recent Instagram call-out post. And for some reason, Britney has a real bone to pick with women licking lollipops and ice cream.

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Talkback Dear Diary!

When the recording toy Talkboy (and later HSOTD Talkgirl) became a hit for Hasbro in the newborn days of the 90s, other toy companies copied them, including Tiger Electronics. Tiger came up with their own recording and playback toy, Talkback Dear Diary. But Talkback Dear Diary wasn’t your basic bitch tape recorder that only recorded your voice and played it back, it did it all!!!

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Because this Balthazar drama has been getting James Corden lots of attention, he milked it some more on The Late Late Show last night, and no, it didn’t help him. James said he will apologize to the Balthazar staff the next time he’s in NYC, but then he blamed it on his wife’s allergy to egg whites, claimed he made one “unnecessary comment” to a server, and made it sound like this was a one-time thing. Trick, please. Balthazar’s owner, Keith McNally, said that James had a history of being a b-hole to staff, and there have been other stories about him being a menace to restaurants. Not to mention, James is also known for terrorizing the streets, inside of cars, and TV and movie screens. James is such a known pest that RAID is about to make a special anti-Corden spray because you never know when he’s lurking around the corner waiting to annoy the fuck out of you – Celebitchy

Here’s the Cinderella-themed music video for Taylor Swift’s song Bejeweled, which isn’t an official jingle for that Bejeweled mobile game even though it sounds like it. The video features the HAIM sisters as The Ugly Stepsisters (What won’t HAIM do for Tay Tay?!), Dita Von Teese as the Fairy Goddess, Jack Antonoff as the rejected Prince, and more importantly, Laura Dern snapping, “Speak not, tired tacky wench,” at TayTayerella. The best thing in everything she’s in: Laura Dern just is. – Lainey Gossip

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Everybody knows that THE QUEEN had three passions in life: gin, corgis, and horses. She loved riding them, breeding them, and watching them race (she made millions betting on races). At the time of her passing, Lizzie owned about 100 horses, and King Charles got to inherit all of them. Yesterday, the BBC reported that Charles decided to sell off 14 of the racehorses. Tattersalls auction house announced the news on Monday. One of the horses being sold is the filly Love Affairs. She was the Queen’s last winner at the Goodwood Racecourse, just two days before her September 8th death. Sooo, Love Affair is a cursed horse with a sinful name. Good riddance!

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Demure flower, Blac Chyna, must have settled her legal fee kerfuffle with Kris Jenner because now she just had to fork out money to her hardworking lawyer to fire off a cease and desist letter to a TikToker named Ava Louise. And if that name sounds familiar, why yes, she is the demented troll who gained notoriety on the Dr. Phil Show for being an asshole, went viral for licking an airplane toilet seat during the height of COVID, and started the rumor that former billionaire/current inflammatory twat Kanye West hooked up with Jeffree Star. Sigh. But, all of that aside, Ava recently posted the tale of her experience at Blac Chyna’s house, in which she alleged that Chyna held her hostage for six hours and was preparing to sell her into sex trafficking. Chyna vehemently denies the allegations and is threatening legal action.

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