Night Crumbs
Because this Balthazar drama has been getting James Corden lots of attention, he milked it some more on The Late Late Show last night, and no, it didn’t help him. James said he will apologize to the Balthazar staff the next time he’s in NYC, but then he blamed it on his wife’s allergy to egg whites, claimed he made one “unnecessary comment” to a server, and made it sound like this was a one-time thing. Trick, please. Balthazar’s owner, Keith McNally, said that James had a history of being a b-hole to staff, and there have been other stories about him being a menace to restaurants. Not to mention, James is also known for terrorizing the streets, inside of cars, and TV and movie screens. James is such a known pest that RAID is about to make a special anti-Corden spray because you never know when he’s lurking around the corner waiting to annoy the fuck out of you – Celebitchy
Here’s the Cinderella-themed music video for Taylor Swift’s song Bejeweled, which isn’t an official jingle for that Bejeweled mobile game even though it sounds like it. The video features the HAIM sisters as The Ugly Stepsisters (What won’t HAIM do for Tay Tay?!), Dita Von Teese as the Fairy Goddess, Jack Antonoff as the rejected Prince, and more importantly, Laura Dern snapping, “Speak not, tired tacky wench,” at TayTayerella. The best thing in everything she’s in: Laura Dern just is. – Lainey Gossip
Ariel Elias, the HSOTD stand-up comedian who guzzled down a beer thrown at her by MAGA hecklers, made her late-night debut on Jimmy Kimmel Live. And she didn’t have to deal with MAGA hecklers, or Jimmy Kimmel trying to make her moment all about him by lying on the stage next to her – Pajiba
Sorry to Beyonce, Adele, and Kendrick Lamar, but the 2023 Grammys will belong to Frankie Muniz and his The Surreal Life castmesses for their musical ode to the dick of North Korean sweetheart Dennis Rodman – AceShowbiz
Tom Brady claims that he’s never quit anything in his life. Those loud cackles you hear are from Gisele Bundchen, sugar, and reasonable thinking – Just Jared
Send all the sage and holy water in the world to the Los Angeles courthouse where Harvey Weinstein’s second sex abuse trial is going down because jurors will have to listen to descriptions of his Frankenpeen – Jezebel
Great news for the sellers of King Tut’s second favorite cock ring and a vial of Triceratops jizz, Nicolas Cage may be buying from you soon because he’s back in the money! – Uproxx
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