Category: TikTok Idiot

A Belgian TikToker Faked His Own Death To Teach His Family And Friends About The Importance Of Keeping In Touch

June 14, 2023 / Posted by:

It sucks when you feel ignored by your friends and family. Why won’t they respond to your texts? Check in with you during tough times? Invite you to their parties? For 45-year-old Belgian TikToker David Baerten, enough was enough. How daaare his so-called “loved ones” avoid him?! It was time to teach everyone a lesson via an elaborate prank where he fakes his death (with the help of his wife and kids) and then helicopters into his own funeral. “Surprise, I’m alive!” Errr, “Surpendre! Je suis en vie!”

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Kim Kardashian Caught Heat After Posting A TikTok That Appeared To Show The Family’s Dogs Living In Her Garage

December 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian is so committed to her “zenaesthetic that even her two Pomeranians are beige. However, some are upset that her dogs’ existence might not be so peaceful after she posted a TikTok that seemingly showed them relegated to her garage. After Kim started catching hell, she deleted the TikTok from the account she shares with her daughter, North West; which only pissed people off more.

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Blac Chyna Sent A Cease And Desist Letter To The TikToker Who Accused Her Of Holding Her Hostage And Trying To Sell Her Into Sex Trafficking

October 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Demure flower, Blac Chyna, must have settled her legal fee kerfuffle with Kris Jenner because now she just had to fork out money to her hardworking lawyer to fire off a cease and desist letter to a TikToker named Ava Louise. And if that name sounds familiar, why yes, she is the demented troll who gained notoriety on the Dr. Phil Show for being an asshole, went viral for licking an airplane toilet seat during the height of COVID, and started the rumor that former billionaire/current inflammatory twat Kanye West hooked up with Jeffree Star. Sigh. But, all of that aside, Ava recently posted the tale of her experience at Blac Chyna’s house, in which she alleged that Chyna held her hostage for six hours and was preparing to sell her into sex trafficking. Chyna vehemently denies the allegations and is threatening legal action.

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Open Post: Hosted By The FDA’s Warning About The Dangers Of NyQuil-Marinated Chicken

September 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Despite Chef Pii, the mastermind of Pink Sauce, not knowing what the acronym “FDA” stands for or what they do, the agency’s plate has been full of disgusting TikTok food lately–including her questionable condiment that probably wasn’t safe for consumption before its recent journey to legitimacy. Like Whac-A-Mole, when one stupid food viral trend dissipates another arrives, and this time the Food & Drug Administration has had to step in to warn against the cooking and eating of chicken breasts marinated in NyQuil. The recipe’s called “Sleepy Chicken” or “NyQuil Chicken,” and while it’s definitely been cooked by someone on TikTok to get a reaction, it’s unclear if anyone has been dumb enough to actually eat it to sleep, perchance to robotrip.

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The Pink Sauce Creator Doesn’t Understand Why It Should Be FDA Approved

July 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Chef.Pii’s Pink Sauce has been making the viral rounds for the past couple of weeks after she made several TikToks squirting it all over lots of already perfectly good foods, and it’s also probably been making the bacterial rounds since people say that the $20 a bottle “unknown flavored” sauce is arriving to them rancid after being shipped unrefrigerated in this damn summer heat. She’s also been receiving backlash since the ingredient and nutrition labels are pretty much straight fiction. Unsurprisingly, the woman behind the sauce recently went live on TikTok and showed how clueless she really is about food production and safety when she made it clear that she doesn’t know what “FDA” stands for, what its purpose is, or why her spoiling sauce needs to be approved by them.

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A TikToker Is Selling A Non-FDA Approved “Pink Sauce” And People Have Complained About It Being Rancid

July 21, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s time for another round of entrepreneurial misfires leading to likely lawsuits! A “chef” on TikTok with the handle Chef.Pii is selling a unique condiment to her followers. And she better start choreographing an “I got sued” TikTok dance because that’s probably going to happen. Chef.Pii is hawking Pink Sauce, a condiment named for its color with an unknown flavor that costs $20 and was shipped unrefrigerated in a bag in this heat wave. People actually bought it and surprise, they have received smelly, exploded packages, and can’t figure out what it tastes like. People’s sauces are different shades of pink, the labels are factually impossible and misspelled, and the FDA has no idea who this pink trick even is.

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