The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion FINALLY concluded last night with part three, and while we didn’t really get further clarification of “Biggest Bully in Hollywood” Lisa Rinna’s dramatic account of Kathy Hilton basically going so raging apeshit that she defecated in her hands and threw it at innocent nightclub-goers (my mind’s just filling in the gaps here); the legally plagued Erika Jayne did lob the accusation that Queen Kathy called the club DJ an “old fucking f-g” after he wouldn’t acknowledge her song requests–which Kathy denies.

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Another day, another one of Donald Trump‘s legacies is against the ropes. Earlier this month, folks who tuned into the FYI network early to catch Rachel Ray’s Italian Dream Home were treated to the tail-end of the Miss USA pageant and watched in slack-jawed awe as Miss Texas R’Bonney Gabriel was crowned the winner. Not because it’s surprising that R’Bonney is a real name somebody gave their child, but because the other contestants could be seen walking off the stage in protest behind her instead of sending the one with the sturdiest wrist muscles (usually Miss Ohio) to march up there and snatch the crown right off old R’Bonney’s weave.

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PeeWee, the mixed bull terrier who is deaf and can understand sign language commands!

Nikki Engleman and her partner are two gold-hearted humans from Minnesota who rescue and foster dogs with hearing loss. About ten years ago, Nikki rescued a then-7-month-old mixed bull terrier stray who was born deaf and was found in a bad way with burns and a rash covering his poor, little body. Nikki named the puppy PeeWee, and she nursed him to health! And today, not only is PeeWee all-CAPS bold THRIVING but he’s also gotten a little viral fame thanks to being the smartest smarty smarty smart boy evah!

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It hasn’t even been a month since Brittany Bell gave birth to Nick Cannon’s tenth child, and we’re already learning that his prolific dick busted out another baby-making nut. Alyssa Scott has announced that she is pregnant with Nick’s twelfth child and their second. Nick and Alyssa’s first child, a son named Zen, died of a brain tumor at just five months old last year. And another member of Nick’s army of baby makers, Abby de la Rosa, is currently carrying his eleventh child. Every time I write about Nick Cannon, I scream, “Fuck Nick Cannon,” because figuring out how many children he has forces me to do math! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to take a piss on a pregnancy stick, because I’m pretty sure that just typing the words “Fuck Nick Cannon” caused me to become pregnant with his thirteenth child, and I don’t even have ovaries. I should’ve worn finger condoms – Entertainment Tonight

I’m no Ninth Circle meteorologist, but I am predicting that this Friday, Lucifer and his minions will freeze their ass rings off. Because on Friday is when Rihanna will actually release a new song. RiRi’s song Lift Me Up is for the Black Panther: Wakanda Forever soundtrack and is a musical tribute to Chadwick Boseman – OMG Blog

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A year ago, all anyone could talk about was Adele’s much anticipated fourth album, 30. “When’s 30 coming out?! It’s been six years since 25! I’m gonna go fucking apeshit if Adele doesn’t give us 30!!!” Adele finally released the album’s first single, “Easy On Me,” and its music video in mid-October 2021. The next month, the full album came out. Soon, the album’s second single, “I Drink Wine” was announced. During an appearance on YouTube’s NikkieTutorials, Adele shared that the song’s music video had been shot and “it’s the campiest thing you’ll ever see.” She even boasted that it would inspire peoples’ 2022 Halloween costumes. But then… nothing. The song “Oh My God” quietly replaced “I Drink Wine” as 30’s second single, and its video was released in January. After that, all the Adele headlines focused on her Las Vegas residency disaster. Cut to today: the official “I Drink Wine” music video arrived! I guess right in time for Halloween? Great, just a few days to find a white bathing suit, a black and gold sequin swim cap, and a glass of vino (OK, that last one’s easy).

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