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Jennifer Lopez Honored Ben Affleck On Father’s Day By Posting A Shirtless Pic Of Him

June 20, 2023 / Posted by:

The header photo of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck was taken at the premiere of The Flash a couple of days before Father’s Day, and that knowing smirk on Ben’s face must’ve been because he had a hunch that a few days later, his publicly perma-doting wife would post a Father’s Day tribute on Instagram that included a shirtless pic of “papa’s” tatts, admittedly decent abs, and pointy shirt raisins for all the world to behold. The rest of the carousel contained several JLo-centric images, of course.

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Howie Mandel Defended Meghan Markle’s “Deal Or No Deal” Briefcase Model Bimbo Comments

October 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Meghan Markle recently had the Queen of Bimbos, Paris Hilton, on her podcast Archetypes to discuss being stereotyped as a bimbo (I cannot get behind her usage of “archetype“). Meghan made many an eye roll by talking about how her stint as a briefcase model on Deal or No Deal made her feel like a bimbo. Whoopi Goldberg basically said that when you’re an entertainer, you do the job and shut it; and ex-Real Housewife of Atlanta and former DOND briefcase model, Claudia Jordan, spoke out against Meghan’s account of her experience. Both takes are warranted, because why would Meghan think that opening numbered briefcases with dollar amounts in them would be intellectually stimulating? Surely, the entirety of the casting description was to “look cute, pop latches, and clap.” But apparently, not everyone muttered “oh, fuck OFF,” under their breaths; Howie Mandel, who hosted DOND, defended Meghan’s comments.

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Britney Spears’ Fiancé Sam Asghari Got Cast In The Mel Gibson Movie “Hot Seat”

October 27, 2021 / Posted by:

Sam Asghari isn’t just a hot guy who happens to be Britney Spears’ current fiancé and one of her loudest cheerleaders. Sam is also an “actor” and he’s going to marry a very rich, very famous person, and one would think that he doesn’t have to work so hard for that money anymore. But as a recent career choice has proven, Sam might still be picking gigs with whatever part of his brain tells him to say yes to everything because a check is a check. Or maybe Sam is in the dark about what Mel Gibson has been up to since that gory Jesus movie? Whatever the motivation, what we do know is that Sam has been cast in an upcoming action thriller starring Mel called Hot Seat. Ironically, the hot seat will also be what Sam is sitting in when he does press for this movie and is asked, “So, you decided to work with that person because…?

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Alex Rodriguez Might Be Trying To Get Back Together With Jennifer Lopez

April 28, 2021 / Posted by:

When Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez officially called it quits a few weeks ago, I naturally assumed that both parties decided to call it quits after coming to the conclusion that it just couldn’t work out, due to JLo finally realizing that she could not change A-Rod’s allegedly unfaithful-seeming ways. When someone shows you who they are, believe their cheating ass. But while JLo is rumored to be ready to move on from this breakup more quickly than she moved on from the #LoveDontCostAThingChallenge, it sounds like A-Rod thinks their breakup could be temporary and might be plotting to win JLo back.

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Costco Sells A $400,000 Diamond Ring And Someone Bought It 

June 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Fucking Costco. The last time I went there I had three things on my list: razor blades, Sonicare toothbrush heads, and soy milk. And did I walk with any of these items? No! Which is not to say I walked away empty handed, because, who doesn’t need a 7 pound bucket of Nutella and the hottest Costco fashions of the day? Today I’ve discovered why Costco is preventing me from moving my Sasquatch winter legs into the shaved legs of summer. Apparently they are too busy stocking secret extravagant items to worry about re-stocking the peasant’s staples. Costco has just reported a gain in their last sales quarter, largely due to the fact that a customer purchased a $400,000 ring (which may or may not be the $420k ring above) from the store. That’s right, Costco, known mostly as the place to buy bulk toilet paper, also carries jewels worth nearly half a million dollars.

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In Case You Care, This Is What Jennifer Lawrence’s Engagement Ring Looks Like

February 24, 2019 / Posted by:

It wasn’t that long ago that Jennifer Lawrence was banging beige elevator music guitar hero Chris Martin before moving onto Darren Aronofsky (which I always saw as a bizarre setup, but the old timer seems to have no shortage of company of beautiful ladies, whether they deny it or not. That director dick must be good when he calls it to “Action“). Now America’s favorite farting/falling (farting while falling? I’ve heard that’s a thing) Sweetheart has taken the final step before locking her lady bits to one person forever by getting engaged to Cooke Maroney, an art dude from Gladstone Gallery, and she has a fat old rock on her lock down finger that proves it.

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