Jennifer Aniston Reveals Her Past Fertility Struggles and Says She Went Through Several Unsuccessful Rounds Of IVF
Jennifer Aniston (yes, that’s Jennifer Aniston) covers the December issue of Allure. So that’s where my Chanel coasters went! In the interview, 53-year-old Jennifer opened up about her struggles with fertility and several failed IVF treatments in her 30s and 40s. Jen has come to terms with the fact that “the ship has sailed,” but admits she was hurt by the media painting her as a selfish, career-minded woman who refused to give Brad Pitt a child. She says it was “absolute lies,” and, at this point in her life, she doesn’t have anything else to hide. Then take the coasters off those titties and free the nipple, Jen!
Open Post: Hosted By The Latest Trailer For The Whitney Houston Biopic “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”
The Whitney Houston biopic I Wanna Dance With Somebody is only a month and a half away from release, and you can best believe there will be millions of dollars made to see Naomi Ackie portray Whitney while performing a grand Lip Sync For Her CAREER! In the first trailer, there was little to go off of other than the fact it looked like something they could have released directly to Netflix. But the second trailer is out, and it’s bigger, brighter, and bouncier with wigs Nippy herself would have scoffed at in disapproval.
Norway’s Princess Martha Gives Up Her Royal Duties After Being Accused Of Using Her Title To Promote Her Healer Fiancé’s Alternative Beliefs
Move over the UK, there’s a new Megxit in town! Princess Märtha Louise is stepping down from her royal duties after being accused of using her title to promote alternative healthcare methods and the teachings of Durek Verrett, her “spiritual hacker” fiancé of five months. You remember Durek (birth name Derek)! He’s a self-proclaimed shaman who’s besties with Gwyneth Paltrow, called cancer a “choice,” and has a medallion for sale on his website, which he says helps heal COVID. 51-year-old Märtha has also done some wild shit, even before she got with Durek in 2019: in one of her books, she wrote that she had made contact with angels, and, back in 2002, she was stripped of her honorific “Her Royal Highness” title after choosing to pursue a career as a clairvoyant. So I guess she saw this latest drama coming from a mile away.
Sean Penn Brought One Of His Oscars To President Zelenskyy To Hold Until The War In Ukraine Is Over
Back in February, as most of the world stood by in neutered horror as Russian troops invaded Ukraine, Sean Penn sprang into action like a bronzed penis that had just received an injection of Viagra directly into its veiny shaft. Not wasting a single, precious thrust of momentum, Sean shouted to his documentary crew, “hop on, boys! We’re going to save democracy!” Now, according to USA Today, Sean has returned to Ukraine, and not unlike Slim Pickens gallantly falling to earth with 10,000 tons of atomic lightning between his thighs, descended on Kyiv astride his golden shaft to meet with President Zelenskyy and gift him with a symbol of his throbbing, pulsating rod of American vigor— One of his Academy Awards. Only catch, Zelenskyy has to return it to him in Malibu, personally, as soon as the war is won.
Hilaria Baldwin Said That She Used To Judge Couples With Big Age Differences Before Alec Baldwin Came Along
Since Hilaria Baldwin said that she’s most likely disarming her still-smoking baby cannon for good, she instead recently shat out a podcast called Witches Anonymous where she and her co-host, Michelle Campbell Mason, “explore women’s relationships with each other – both as the strongest support system and the fiercest adversaries.” The first episode debuted yesterday, and Hilaria hilariously said that she used to judge couples with a large age difference, but now that she’s in one, her previous thought that the younger person in the relationship had to be a gold-digging bimbo was a complete misconception.
Julia Fox Says Her Relationship With Kanye West Hurt Her Acting Career
Julia Fox has become more famous for her three-second relationship with Kanye West than she has for her illustrious acting career. That is until you realize she hasn’t really been in much outside of her role in Uncut Gems. Uncut Gems was critically acclaimed, and Julia’s performance got good reviews, so you’d think her acting career would only go up from there. But well, a little thing called “being Kanye West’s new dress-up mannequin” messed with that, unsurprisingly. Julia now says that being with Kanye did not pay off when it came to booking roles. Well, maybe Julia should submit pap video of her and Ye to casting agents with the note, “This is me giving me the performance of a lifetime as Kanye West’s girlfriend.”