Priscilla Presley has enough on her plate these days, between coming to grips with the tragic passing of her daughter, Lisa Marie Presley, and deciding to fight her granddaughter for control of LMP’s life insurance money. So, being roped into the fart cloud that is Bam Margera’s cantankerous and exhausting orbit was probably the last thing she needed right now (or ever). Alas, Bam recently ended up at Priscilla’s house because he WAS friends with her son, Navarone Garcia. Bam posted pics of him and Priscilla on Instagram and implied they were tight, and soon after, claimed she gave him a ring and robe that belonged to Elvis Presley. But, Priscilla just spoke up and said that everything Bam claimed was a lie–she doesn’t even know him and was just cordial with him since Navarone brought him over, and she agreed to the pics with him because Bam said his dad was a big fan. She also lamented that Bam filmed in her home without her consent, she would NEVER give away Elvis’ personal possessions, and the ring and robe weren’t even Elvis’. Bam then apologized to them both and said it was actually Navarone who gifted him Elvis’ stuff, but Priscilla says she and Nav are both completely done with Bam and his clout-chasing messiness.

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Duke, the Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage Dog from Bush’s Baked Beans commercials!

Not a week goes by when I don’t burp up the iconic line, “Roll that beautiful bean footage,” because I like showing my age while annoying the fuck out of those around me. That line is the catchphrase of Duke, the doggy mascot of Bush’s Baked Beans. And all the doggies who played Duke truly helped make the 90s an era of WTF by “talking” in a commercial for baked beans.

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Chris Evans proved that he’s That Boyfriend™ by posting a carousel of pictures with his girlfriend Alba Baptista for Valentine’s Day. Okay, sure, Chris posts a bunch of pictures with his piece for VD and gets a ton of likes. And I post a bunch of pictures with my piece Idris Elba (read: pictures of Idris and his fiancee where my face is Photoshopped over hers) on VD, and the only thing I get is my aunt saying, “Michael, please stop, we’re already concerned about you.” But while Chris and Alba are probably having a good Valentine’s, dogs of the world are definitely not since their ears are exploding from the high-pitched screeches of rage that Chris’ crazed fans are letting out over these pics- Lainey Gossip

Bethenny Frankel has burped up her thoughts on Rihanna’s Halftime Show, and thank all the Gods for that! Because I know that right after RiRi’s Halftime Show ended, everyone thought to themselves, “But what does Bethenny Frankel think?!!!” – Celebitchy

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In the wake of Megan Fox seemingly dumping Machine Gun Kelly and deleting her Instagram, The Daily Mail papped the pair “visibly upset as they left a marriage counselling office” yesterday. NOOOOO, MEGAN. You don’t try to make it work with the white rapper named Machine Gun who drinks your blood and gives you the hurty engagement ring. You run like hell and never, ever, ever look back!

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Since he’s no longer in the NFL, we can’t really keep telling Tom Brady to shut up and play ball. After rubbing elbows with The Four Horsewomen of the GuyFieripocalypse in 80 for Brady, he’s too powerful now. All we can do is helplessly sit back and watch as his post-post-retirement post-divorce life plays out on the big Jumbo-tron in the sky we call the internet, and pray for a blackout.

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