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Chris Evans proved that he’s That Boyfriend™ by posting a carousel of pictures with his girlfriend Alba Baptista for Valentine’s Day. Okay, sure, Chris posts a bunch of pictures with his piece for VD and gets a ton of likes. And I post a bunch of pictures with my piece Idris Elba (read: pictures of Idris and his fiancee where my face is Photoshopped over hers) on VD, and the only thing I get is my aunt saying, “Michael, please stop, we’re already concerned about you.” But while Chris and Alba are probably having a good Valentine’s, dogs of the world are definitely not since their ears are exploding from the high-pitched screeches of rage that Chris’ crazed fans are letting out over these pics- Lainey Gossip
Bethenny Frankel has burped up her thoughts on Rihanna’s Halftime Show, and thank all the Gods for that! Because I know that right after RiRi’s Halftime Show ended, everyone thought to themselves, “But what does Bethenny Frankel think?!!!” – Celebitchy
If you’ve thought before that Pharrell Williams’ famous crumpled dickhead hat would look a lot better with the Louis Vuitton logo all over it, then you’re in luck! Because Pharrell will replace the late Virgil Abloh as the creative director of LV menswear – Complex
The year is 2023 and Genesis is still showing young tricks how it’s done by topping Forbes’ Highest-Paid Entertainers list – Forbes
Barney is back to terrorize screens again, and he’s got a whole new look. And by “whole new look,” I mean, trick showed us that he’s still Hollywood by getting buccal fat removal – NPR
The filmmaker who gave us shit reboots of Total Recall and Point Break will continue with that theme by giving us what already looks like a shit reboot of The Children of the Corn – Pajiba
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