After King Charles’ Coronation, Camilla’s New Title Will Be QUEEN Camilla
You ALL better bow down and get your curtsy’s correct because if not Queen Consort Camilla might take her scepter and knock you upside the head a few times. In May, once King Charles finally accepts the highest position at his company (aka The Windsor Family), his ride-or-die sidepiece wife will be Queen. When THE QUEEN died last year, and Prince Charles became King Charles, Camilla got the title of Queen Consort Camilla. But now it’s being reported that come May, Camilla won’t have that pesky “Consort” in her title anymore.
Ariana DeBose And Angela Bassett Have Responded To “The Thing” That Was Done At The BAFTAs
Initial reactions to Ariana DeBose’s opening number at last week’s BAFTA ceremony went from “what is happening?” to “Oh God it’s still happening” to “what just happened?” over the course of two, very long, short minutes. Unfortunately, Ariana’s performance received so much negative attention that the BAFTA organization came forward to defend her. But then something magical happened. Upon repeated viewing, as the bizarrely staccato line, “Angela Bassett did the thing” wormed its way into our brains, making itself a cozy home there nestled amongst our cerebral folds, seemingly overnight, reactions to Ariana’s rap ode to the ladies of Hollywood became “It’s a hit!” And a star is reborn. Even though Ariana was bullied into deactivating her Twitter account, today she’s standing in her truth to say — “I had a blast!”
Aubrey Plaza Looked Visibly Annoyed While On Stage With The Cast Of “The White Lotus” To Accept A SAG Award
And the whole world replied, “that’s just how she always looks!” But this time, there seemed to be conviction and venom behind her signature stank face as she and all 870 members of the cast of season two of The White Lotus took the stage to accept their SAG Award win. Viewers speculated that her extra-sour attitude might’ve been in response to her being alerted to an almost-wardrobe malfunction and then getting almost-elbowed in her already sour puss by rogue huggers.
Lady Gaga Is Being Sued For Reward Money By The Woman Who Returned Her Stolen Dogs To Police
Audacity comes in many forms, and today, audacity comes in the form of a woman named Jennifer McBride suing Lady Gaga for the $500,000 reward she offered up for the return of her dogs in the dognapping incident that left her dog walker shot and almost dying. Jennifer returned the dogs to the police, which ultimately led to the arrest of five people, including Jennifer herself. Now, she thinks she can still get that $500,000, and I guess some INSANE lawyer decided to help her file a lawsuit against Gaga for the money. Maybe Jennifer filed it herself? Unclear, but the only court this belongs in is Clown Court because this is some clownery of the highest degree.
Michelle Yeoh And Ke Huy Quan Made History At The SAG Awards
The SAG Awards happened last night, and the only way to watch it was to watch it on Netflix’s YouTube Channel. Listen, it could’ve been worse. They could’ve shown it exclusively on TikTok and made the winners bust out TikTok dances or do TikTok challenges while accepting their trophy. Or Netflix could’ve turned the SAG Awards into a Squid Games-style challenge where nominees have to battle it out to the death for the trophy (that’s next year). But those who watched this year’s SAG Awards on Netflix’s YouTube Channel watched the cast of Everything Everywhere All at Once get their cardio in by picking up award after award. And one of EEAAO‘s stars, the legendary James Hong, showed us that at 94 years old, he’s still got IT by easily becoming the sparkling star of the night!
Newspapers Have Been Dropping The Comic Strip “Dilbert” After Its Creator Made Racist Comments
For many years the comic strip Dilbert has poked fun at office culture way before Steve Carrell became the world’s most lovably horrible boss in The Office. But while fans of the strip have been enjoying the satire, they should have been paying more attention to its creator Scott Adams, who has some very strong opinions about race relations in America. And his most recent commentary is causing many newspapers that carried the strip to drop him after claiming white folks need to stay far, far away from Black people since they are a hate group.