President Joe Biden Will Not Be Attending King Charles’ Coronation Next Month
As the world prepares to promote King Charles into the position he’s been waiting for his entire life, millions of people are gearing up for his coronation (aka the Windsor Family Reunion). But it looks like King Charles is not only having trouble trying to book musical acts for his big day, but it looks like he’s having trouble with the guest list too. The Telegraph reports that President Biden will turn down an invitation to King Chucky’s May 6th coronation. A lot of people are already letting King Charles know he is not their king, so tensions already been high surrounding his coronation. However, although Joe Biden will reportedly RSVP “Hell No, but thanks” he will be sending some dignitaries in his stead, and one of them could potentially be First Lady Jill Biden.
Stormy Daniels’ Merch Is Selling Out After Donald Trump’s Indictment
Stormy Daniels ended up being the first porn star to take down a former President after Donald Trump was indicted for allegedly paying her and Playboy model Karen McDougal to keep quiet about affairs they had previously had while he was about to be elected President. While Stormy is the main attraction of this specific case, Trump’s former lawyer who turned on him, Michael Cohen, also provided substantial documentation about the payments to Karen, so who knows what will pop up. Stormy’s lawyer, Clark Brewster, has spoken about how his client feels about he says they both felt “it is a sad day, honestly” that he was indicted. Bitch, please. Stormy’s bank account sure isn’t sad because she says her Team Stormy merch is selling out.
Cardi B Calls Out Women Who Say They Have Sex Multiple Times A Day After Larsa Pippen Claimed She And Ex-Husband Scottie Pippen Did It Four Times Daily
Larsa Pippen is the ex-wife of NBA legend Scottie Pippen, and a current “wife” on The Real Housewives of Miami. She’s also thirst personified, to the point where it probably got to be too much for her now ex-friends, The Kardashians. So when she claimed that she and Scottie had sex four times a night every single night of their 23-year marriage on a recent RHOM reunion show, it just seemed like another of Larsa’s attention stunts. But, pussy pundit extraordinaire Cardi B had lots to say about it, though she didn’t mention Larsa by name.
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Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart Promising To Give Us More Thirst Traps
Over her storied career, Martha Stewart has taught us many valuable lessons, such as how to host the perfect party for your WASPy friends, how to make an orange jumpsuit work all year round, and, most importantly, how to PROPERLY set out a thirst trap. She may be an octogenarian, but Martha can out-pose any 22-year-old Instagram influencer. And according to her, there’s no stopping her hot posts!
Quentin Tarantino Confirms That His Tenth Movie Will Be His Last Because Cinema Is Dead!
It’s finally happened. Acclaimed director Quentin Tarantino has had enough of filming violence, heady dialogue, and women’s bare feet for the big screen. It was rumored that his Tarantino’s 10th film will be his last, and he’s confirmed it in a France Inter radio interview. Pour one out for film bros and foot fetishists everywhere.