Category: Stormy Daniels

Michael Avenatti Has Been Sentenced To Four Years In Prison For Stealing From Stormy Daniels

June 2, 2022 / Posted by:

There was a time when Michael Avenatti was just Stormy Daniels’ popular hunky lawyer. But now? Well, depending on who you ask, they might still consider him to be a hot lawyer, but he’s also about to be someone’s cellmate in a federal correctional facility. And to think, it wasn’t that long ago that it felt like Michael Avenatti was going to be the one to send unsavory criminals to the big house. But Michael Avenatti revealed himself to be not a great guy in recent years, and now he’s about to face some major consequences for defrauding and thieving from his former client Stormy Daniels.

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Melania Trump Was Pissed That Stormy Daniels Was Shot By Annie Leibovitz For Vogue

October 6, 2020 / Posted by:

You know, just when I thought there was nothing Melania Trump could possibly hate more than Christmas decorations. But apparently nothing brings out a violent eye-twitch worse than knowing that her philandering pig of a husband has a one-time side-piece out there that is getting all dolled up and photographed for a respectable American fashion magazine by a well-regarded photographer.

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K-Pop Stans Managed To Troll Trump’s Oklahoma Rally

June 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Every once and a while, this bitter millennial has to take a step back to appreciate the dedication that goes into the work of Gen Zs. Too often I assume that they are using their Tik Toks and their Snapchats for evil––while making me look old and confused in the process. But then, they come out of nowhere and leave me feeling indescribably proud. Like yesterday, when K-pop stans accounts managed to strike again!

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Michael Avenatti Has Been Convicted Of Extortion In His Nike Case

February 14, 2020 / Posted by:

And to think, not too long ago Michael Avenatti thought he might fuck around and run for President in 2020. Oh how times have changed. According to CNBC, Michael has just been found guilty on three chargesrelated to his efforts to extort up to $25 million from athletic apparel giant Nike.” Not that long ago I was comparing Michael to Icarus flying too close to the sun so he could punch it in the face. I guess it’s only fitting that he was ultimately done in by another winged Greek God. Strangled by a Hermes scarf. Such a shame.

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Michael Avenatti Is Now Accused Of Defrauding Stormy Daniels

May 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Michael Avenatti is the walking, talking punchline to every dumb lawyer joke you’ve ever heard. In addition to the fraud and embezzlement charges he’s already facing for allegedly defrauding his clients to pad his own pockets, and a lawsuit brought by Nike accusing him of extortion, new allegations that he defrauded his main meal ticket Stormy Daniels have emerged. According to the AP, Michael is accused of forging Stormy’s signature and stealing her book advance to pay for his “extravagant lifestyle”. Q: What’s the difference between a Michael Avenatti and a hooker? A: a hooker only screws one person at a time. See, it works every time!

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Michael Avenatti Is In Major Trouble With The Feds For Allegedly Extorting Nike (And Then Some)

March 25, 2019 / Posted by:

I’m beginning to think Stormy Daniels has a bad taste in men – no wonder she quit this one! Michael Avenatti, an attorney who seems to need an hourly cable news appearance in order to live or, as Gloria Allred likely calls him, “amateur hour,” isn’t having the best few weeks. He and Stormy mysteriously ended their attorney-client relationship, and now the FBI is barking up his tree for some shady shit and he was arrested on federal charges. Yeah, the dude who screams at a lot of people for being a crook may end up being one himself: the FBI is investigating his ass for wire and bank fraud AND trying to extort money from Nike. Luckily, Nike proved with their Colin Kaepernick ads they DGAF about screaming banshees, so they called the FBI as soon as Michael started getting lippy with them.

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