Category: Stormy Daniels
Searches for Stormy Daniels’ Content On Pornhub Have Skyrocketed Since Donald Trump’s Arrest
Since Donald Trump was indicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records and was taken in to get his teeny, tiny fingerprints taken yesterday, Americans have been handling this historical event in a few different ways. Some Trump supporters crowded the NYC courthouse and Trump Tower to protest his arrest; some showed up to counter-protest; and many stayed home to process this all in another way: taking to Pornhub to see if Stormy Daniels’ downstairs was worth $130,000 and potential jail time. According to TMZ, Stormy–who’s already making a ton from her “Team Stormy” merch— is also dominating Pornhub during all of this.
Stormy Daniels’ Merch Is Selling Out After Donald Trump’s Indictment
Stormy Daniels ended up being the first porn star to take down a former President after Donald Trump was indicted for allegedly paying her and Playboy model Karen McDougal to keep quiet about affairs they had previously had while he was about to be elected President. While Stormy is the main attraction of this specific case, Trump’s former lawyer who turned on him, Michael Cohen, also provided substantial documentation about the payments to Karen, so who knows what will pop up. Stormy’s lawyer, Clark Brewster, has spoken about how his client feels about he says they both felt “it is a sad day, honestly” that he was indicted. Bitch, please. Stormy’s bank account sure isn’t sad because she says her Team Stormy merch is selling out.
Michael Avenatti Has Been Sentenced To Four Years In Prison For Stealing From Stormy Daniels
There was a time when Michael Avenatti was just Stormy Daniels’ popular hunky lawyer. But now? Well, depending on who you ask, they might still consider him to be a hot lawyer, but he’s also about to be someone’s cellmate in a federal correctional facility. And to think, it wasn’t that long ago that it felt like Michael Avenatti was going to be the one to send unsavory criminals to the big house. But Michael Avenatti revealed himself to be not a great guy in recent years, and now he’s about to face some major consequences for defrauding and thieving from his former client Stormy Daniels.
Melania Trump Was Pissed That Stormy Daniels Was Shot By Annie Leibovitz For Vogue
You know, just when I thought there was nothing Melania Trump could possibly hate more than Christmas decorations. But apparently nothing brings out a violent eye-twitch worse than knowing that her philandering pig of a husband has a one-time side-piece out there that is getting all dolled up and photographed for a respectable American fashion magazine by a well-regarded photographer.
K-Pop Stans Managed To Troll Trump’s Oklahoma Rally
Every once and a while, this bitter millennial has to take a step back to appreciate the dedication that goes into the work of Gen Zs. Too often I assume that they are using their Tik Toks and their Snapchats for evil––while making me look old and confused in the process. But then, they come out of nowhere and leave me feeling indescribably proud. Like yesterday, when K-pop stans accounts managed to strike again!
Michael Avenatti Has Been Convicted Of Extortion In His Nike Case
And to think, not too long ago Michael Avenatti thought he might fuck around and run for President in 2020. Oh how times have changed. According to CNBC, Michael has just been found guilty on three charges “related to his efforts to extort up to $25 million from athletic apparel giant Nike.” Not that long ago I was comparing Michael to Icarus flying too close to the sun so he could punch it in the face. I guess it’s only fitting that he was ultimately done in by another winged Greek God. Strangled by a Hermes scarf. Such a shame.