Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart Promising To Give Us More Thirst Traps

April 2, 2023 / Posted by:

Over her storied career, Martha Stewart has taught us many valuable lessons, such as how to host the perfect party for your WASPy friends, how to make an orange jumpsuit work all year round, and, most importantly, how to PROPERLY set out a thirst trap. She may be an octogenarian, but Martha can out-pose any 22-year-old Instagram influencer. And according to her, there’s no stopping her hot posts!

With summer around the corner, it’s only a matter of time until we can see Martha pouting by her infinity pool. At the Broadway opening of Life of Pi where she was in attendance, the lifestyle guru/part-time Instaho told Page Six that she’d be giving the people what they want on social media.

The lifestyle maven, 81, gleefully told Page Six at the Broadway opening of “Life of Pi” this week that she “absolutely” plans on sharing more “thirst trap” photos over the coming months.

However, Stewart declined to go into detail about the sizzling videos or snaps she hopes to share.

“You’ll see what’s coming,” she cheekily teased. “Good stuff!”

She went on to say that she wasn’t all that fazed by the reaction to her first thirst trap since “people like pretty pictures.” Spoken like a true hot girl. While we haven’t gotten any new pics from Martha, we can take a trip down memory lane in anticipation:

And the one that started it all:

What will Martha’s first trap of the year be? Pouting by the pool? Pouting by the beach? Pouting by her Italian villa in just an apron? Only time will tell!

Pic: Instagram

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