Cardi B Calls Out Women Who Say They Have Sex Multiple Times A Day After Larsa Pippen Claimed She And Ex-Husband Scottie Pippen Did It Four Times Daily
Larsa Pippen is the ex-wife of NBA legend Scottie Pippen, and a current “wife” on The Real Housewives of Miami. She’s also thirst personified, to the point where it probably got to be too much for her now ex-friends, The Kardashians. So when she claimed that she and Scottie had sex four times a night every single night of their 23-year marriage on a recent RHOM reunion show, it just seemed like another of Larsa’s attention stunts. But, pussy pundit extraordinaire Cardi B had lots to say about it, though she didn’t mention Larsa by name.
It all started when 48-year-old “old desperate thirsty ass ran thru blow up doll” Larsa decided to out-sex her castmates by claiming she and Scottie went at it 28 times a week (which I mathed out to 1,456 times a year) while chatting with Andy Cohen on the Season 5 RHOM reunion. Though Andy was shocked, the rest of us who watched the show were still rolling our eyes at the fact that she also tried to say her enormous Kardass was the result of squats alone. via HipHopDX:
During part two of The Real Housewives of Miami fifth season reunion — which aired last month — she casually bragged: “[I] always had sex four times a night.”
“I had sex four times a night every night. I never had a day off for 23 years,” she doubled down on her declaration, leaving host Andy Cohen and her castmates in disbelief.
After doing the math, Cohen pressed the influencer further, asking: “You had sex 28 times a week for 23 years?”
“Yeah, I swear,” Larsa replied.
Larsa’s now entangled with Scottie’s ex-teammate Michael Jordan’s son, Marcus Jordan; and she says Marcus is holding his own, filling Scottie’s old shoes and Larsa’s exhausted box.
When Cohen joked that her new beau, Michael Jordan’s first-born son, Marcus Jordan, “has really big shoes to fill,” Larsa shared he wears size 15 shoes, adding: “I think he’s okay.”
Here’s the whole exchange:
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And when the original WAP herself, 30-year-old Cardi B, was recently asked on Instagram Live to share her thoughts on women who make claims of having sex with their man multiple times a day right on the heels of Larsa’a claim, she paused her money counter for a few minutes and didn’t hold back. According to Cardi, it’s nothing to brag about and probably means their man’s either on drugs (Percocet, specifically) or trying to convince themselves they enjoy vajay. Yikers. So considering Cardi’s husband, Offset, has a notoriously active wandering peen, which of those camps would he fall into?
“You practically telling the world that your man on drugs,” she told viewers. “Your n—a’s on drugs, your man is on drugs. ‘Cause there ain’t no way.”
While the “WAP” rapper admitted she’s understands the appeal of having “sex three times a day,” but she said it’s “not everyday though.” She went on to maintain, “If your man wanna have sex with you four, five times a day … and we do that everyday … Girl, your man is on percs, or your man is trying to convince himself that he likes pussy.”
“That is not a flex. Go stitch your pussy up. Your man is sick,” she concluded, slamming the claims altogether.
Cardi B calls out women who say they have sex multiple times every day: "It's not a flex"https://t.co/52WCdDsvQr pic.twitter.com/DjIgu9DIAd
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Larsa’s not usually one to keep quiet if it involves press, so she’ll surely slow-type (with her feet, which she’ll record and upload to her thriving OnlyFans) a lackluster attempt at a burn shortly. Both Cardi and Larsa have pretty much had entire face transplants, but this was an unexpected face-off!
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