Larsa Pippen Talks About Having Kids With Marcus Jordan Amid Being Awarded Half Of Ex-Husband Scottie Pippen’s NBA Retirement
Great news for everyone who subscribed to the OnlyFans of Real Housewives Of Miami’s Larsa Pippen to buy her feet pics. You might be getting some specialized content coming your way in the shape of wide, swole pregnancy trotters cause Larsa and her 32-year-old boyfriend, Marcus Jordan, are considering the possibility of having a baby together! Things seem to be getting serious for the couple, who finally admitted their relationship is more than just a catch-and-release back in January after months of convincing no one that they’re “just good friends.”
“Real Housewives Of Miami’s” Lisa Hochstein Accused Of Planting A “Listening Device” In Her Estranged Husband’s Car
It’s been one year since plastic surgeon “boob god” Lenny Hochstein filed to divorce his wife of 12 years, Real Housewives of Miami’s Lisa Hochstein, and then immediately went public with his new girlfriend, 26-year-old Austrian ass model, Katharina Mazepa. Since then, Hochstein v. Hochstein has been consistently messy.
Last month, a judge ruled that 56-year-old Lenny must give 40-year-old Lisa $8,000 a month in temporary spousal support, and I thought, hey. Maybe we’re getting somewhere. Maybe this divorce is winding down, and Lenny and Lisa can wrap things up semi-amicably for the sake of the kids. Turns out, I was very wrong. On Tuesday, Lenny filed documents that accuse Lisa of planting a “listening device” in his car to “monitor” his calls. But Lisa tells Page Six that Lenny’s claims are “nonsense” and “lies.” Hochstein v. Hochstein, you’ve done it again!
“Real Housewives Of Miami’s” Lisa Hochstein Will Get $8,000 A Month In Temporary Support From Her Estranged Husband
Whatever happened to the good old days when trophy wives could divorce their loaded husbands and make out with half their fortune? We’re deff not living in that America anymore because last week, a judge ruled that Real Housewives of Miami cast member Lisa Hochstein’s estranged plastic surgeon husband, Lenny Hochstein, must give her $8,000 a month in temporary support. And just like that, Lisa became upper middle class!
Cardi B Calls Out Women Who Say They Have Sex Multiple Times A Day After Larsa Pippen Claimed She And Ex-Husband Scottie Pippen Did It Four Times Daily
Larsa Pippen is the ex-wife of NBA legend Scottie Pippen, and a current “wife” on The Real Housewives of Miami. She’s also thirst personified, to the point where it probably got to be too much for her now ex-friends, The Kardashians. So when she claimed that she and Scottie had sex four times a night every single night of their 23-year marriage on a recent RHOM reunion show, it just seemed like another of Larsa’s attention stunts. But, pussy pundit extraordinaire Cardi B had lots to say about it, though she didn’t mention Larsa by name.
Lisa and Lenny Hochstein Of “Real Housewives Of Miami” Have Split, And Lenny Already Has A New 26-Year-Old Girlfriend
Real Housewives of Miami cast member Lisa Hochstein and her plastic surgeon husband, Lenny Hochstein, are over. This is not earth-shattering information to anyone who watched the last season of the recently rebooted show. In many of their scenes together, Lenny looked like he wanted to plastic-surgery his own face off. He’d scoff, roll his eyes, and make little digs at his wife. 39-year-old Lisa also revealed that Lenny, 55, had an “emotional affair” eight years prior, before they had their two kids, Logan, 6, and Elle, 2. Page Six reports that Lenny is the one who filed for divorce, and he’s already moved on to a new girlfriend, 26-year-old Austrian model Katharina Mazepa.
Even though the couple didn’t confirm the split until today, rumors have been swirling since May 7, when Lisa (accompanied by fellow Miami castmate Larsa Pippen) allegedly confronted Lenny and his new piece at a Miami nightclub. According to witnesses, “a drink was thrown.” Unfortunately, we’ll never get to see the showdown, because there were no Real Housewives cameras at the scene. For shame, Lisa Hochstein!
Andy Cohen sure knows how to pick ‘em. According to Page Six, Andy’s trying to revive The Real Housewives of Miami and is eyeing Phil Collins’ spectacularly messy ex-wife Orianne Cevey to join the cast. Since he’ll probably have to wait a little while to see how things shake down before he signs his #1 draft pick Melania Trump, Orianne, and the possible return of Larsa Pippen, who has stepped up her mess game admirably, will have to suffice. While no one can ever replace Grand Dame of Miami Housewives eleganza, Elsa Patton aka La Bruja, Orianne’s rapidly evolving visage does make her the heir apparent.