Category: Sex Doll
Cardi B Calls Out Women Who Say They Have Sex Multiple Times A Day After Larsa Pippen Claimed She And Ex-Husband Scottie Pippen Did It Four Times Daily
Larsa Pippen is the ex-wife of NBA legend Scottie Pippen, and a current “wife” on The Real Housewives of Miami. She’s also thirst personified, to the point where it probably got to be too much for her now ex-friends, The Kardashians. So when she claimed that she and Scottie had sex four times a night every single night of their 23-year marriage on a recent RHOM reunion show, it just seemed like another of Larsa’s attention stunts. But, pussy pundit extraordinaire Cardi B had lots to say about it, though she didn’t mention Larsa by name.
Open Post: Hosted By South Korea Lifting Its Ban On Imported Sex Dolls
If you’ve somehow been diverted to a South Korean airport in the midst of all of the recent flight cancellation chaos, be careful that you don’t get lost on your way to the bathroom and end up in one of their confiscated sex doll rooms. South Korean airports have been intercepting sex dolls imported from other countries for years now (I guess unless they’re tasked with filling seats). However, the South Korean government must not have much on its plate at the moment because they’ve assembled to rule that South Koreans are now free to fuck life-like silicone mannequins from any country of their choosing; so book that trip, Kylie Jenner (fly commercial though)!
Open Post: Hosted By The Creepy Dolls Washing Up On Shore In Texas
If you’re a person who gets nervous around the water and has a fear of dolls, may I suggest you NEVER go to this Texas beach. Researchers whose job it is to comb a 40-mile stretch of beach in the Texas Gulf Coast have been finding loads of disturbing dolls washing ashore. Many figures have lost their hair and feature barnacles coming from various orifices, resulting in Lovecraftian nightmares that are one sandcastle away from traumatizing a happy beachgoer. Move over, Jaws. We’ve got another terrifying reason to never go to the beach!
Yuri The Bodybuilder Temporarily Broke Up With His Sex Doll Wife And Has Moved On To A “Harem” Of Spouses
Bodybuilder, Yuri Toloshko, married his girlfriend, a non-human sex doll, Margo Party, last year. Soon after their marriage, Margo suffered some sex-related issues and unfortunately broke down. She needed repairs, but since Yuri’s a pansexual love-fool he seems to have found a plethora of new affections in the meantime (and hopefully he gets their fuck parts reinforced). While there was drama on the homefront and a potential divorce looming for Yuri and Margo (true love IS dead), it seems that Yuri has finally figured out his pathway to love includes a harem of non-human women and one raw chicken. Yup, this brings literal meaning to “Keep fucking that chicken!”
It’s Official! Yuri The Wrestler And Margo The Sex Doll Are Now Husband And Wife
Overcoming the odds despite a global pandemic and small minded nay-sayers, Kazakhstani bodybuilder, occasional crossdresser and incredibly long nipple-haver Yuri Tolochko, finally made an honest woman of his lady love of almost two years, almost 2-year-old silicone sex doll Margo Party. Yuri becomes the first person since the first Borat film debuted in 2006 to be able to say “mah wife” without a trace of irony.
Open Post: Hosted By These Sex Doll Seat Fillers
The proprietors of The Open Hearth restaurant in South Carolina asked the 1940s mannequins at The Inn at Little Washington in Virginia to hold their beer (a mistake given their fingers are fused together, dummies!) when they introduced blow-up dolls as seat fillers for their coronavirus-mandated reduced-capacity dining room. But the FC Seoul football club did them one better and asked the blow-up dolls to hold their dicks when they “accidentally” filled the stands at their stadium with “premium mannequins,” apparently not realizing that the “premium” means they have 3 working holes.