Scarlett Johansson Told A Story About Woody Allen Being Unprofessional And Talked About Being “Groomed” To Be A “Bombshell”
Well, it finally happened. One of Woody Allen’s last remaining muses has turned on him. In a new interview for her agent’s husband’s new podcast Table for Two, Scarlett Johansson ripped Woody a new one, effectively ensuring that he’ll never work in this town again! While discussing her experience working with Woody on the Barcelona set of Vicky Cristina Barcelona (FYI “he’s untouchable there,” “God-level” even), Scarlett revealed that Woody is such a goof; he once made the crew work overtime because his own hilarious dick joke so amused him, he couldn’t stop laughing. And since respecting the crew is Scarlett’s #1 priority after getting that bag and giving her name as “guest” whenever she accompanies her husband Colin Jost to various awards shows, she really let Woody have it, admitting that because of his “giggles, giggles, giggles,” the resulting take that ended up in the film is “really not great.” OK, so it’s like #3.
Elon Musk’s 76-Year-Old Father, Errol Musk, Confirms His Second Child With His 35-Year-Old Stepdaughter
A little over a week ago, the world got the news of even more Musks when it was revealed that Elon Musk made twins with Neuralink executive, Shivon Zillis. That brought Elon’s child count to 9. Well, Elon’s been outdone by his father, Errol Musk, who also wants to populate the Earth and is doing it with an extra thick layer of CREEPY. Because Errol tells The Sun that he has fathered not one, but TWO, children with his 35-year-old stepdaughter Jana Bezuidenhout. Not only is 76-year-old Errol 41 years older than Jana, but he also raised her since she was four. The South African Woody Allen has been found.
Yesterday Alec Baldwin warned us that he was planning to interview Woody Allen today on Instagram Live. And, despite a checkered past full of bullshit half-truths (“my wife is Spanish, we’re done having kids, I’m quitting Twitter!”), Alec kept his word and chatted with Woody this morning. He began the 55-minute Instagram Live by announcing that he was turning off the comments so none of his followers could chime in with their two cents. Um, good call.
Alec Baldwin is still facing lawsuits and an investigation into the accidental shooting death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust. He’s been making genius PR moves like pushing blame for the shooting off of him and pushing onto Halyna Hutchins instead. And here comes another genius PR move from the genius mind of Alec Baldwin. He’s going to interview alleged sexual abuser, Woody Allen. I mean… it’s definitely a move–I don’t know if it’s a good one. Maybe he thinks he’ll look better by comparison? Maybe this will turn into a cross-examination? Doubtful, though.
Katie Couric Takes Shots At Martha Stewart, Deborah Norville, Prince Harry, And Many More In Her Upcoming Memoir “Going There”
The synopsis on Amazon for Katie Couric’s new memoir Going There says “if you thought you knew Katie Couric, think again.” So did you? Think you knew Katie Couric? I guess I never really thought much about her but my interest is piqued because in Going There, she straight up calls Prince Harry a stink-nasty drunk and basically calls Martha Stewart a humorless see you next Tuesday who found some much needed humbling in the chokey. And don’t get her started on Jeffrey Epstein and his little friend Prince Andrew. No actually, do get her started, and please, may she never stop. I’m already looking forward to her follow-up memoir I Said What I Said.
Woody Allen is in the news again. I’m sure that delusional creep probably thinks it’s good press, like that he made the #2 spot on a BuzzFeed list titled: 26 of the Hottest Over-80 Directors in Sloppy Ill-Fitting Corduroy Pants. But it’s the same reason why Woody Allen’s name usually shows up, which is that there is yet another famous actor who has publicly acknowledged that they really don’t feel great about having worked with him in the past. This time it’s Drew Barrymore, who not only regrets working with Woody but says she now realizes she was gaslit into it.