We’ve all been to a restaurant where someone’s obnoxious progeny has disturbed the entire dining room with their peals of shrieks while nearly tripping servers trying to deliver food as they scamper between tables in their quest to empty every sugar caddy and salt and pepper shaker in the joint. And while some parents take their disruptive kids outside to cool off and give the other patrons a break, too many just allow their evil spawns to continue their apeshittery, totally oblivious that every other human being in the restaurant wants them to get to-go boxes and piss off forever. A restaurant in Singapore finally decided that they’d had enough and has put a $10 “screaming children surcharge” in place and said they’ve had a decrease in rambunctious kids with inattentive parents.
Since going viral in 2017, former Hot Slut of the Day Nusret Gökçe, aka Salt Bae, has expanded his empire of luxury steakhouses to New York City (the reviews sucked), the UK, Greece, Saudi Arabia, and Qatar. The prices of Salt Bae’s food are exorbitant. It’s well-documented. So you’d think you would know what you were getting into if you choose to dine there. Well, not for a group of four richies who went to the new Nusr-Et Steakhouse in London last week. They managed to rack up £37,023.10 (about $50,000) in one sitting, and one of them posted the bill to social media with the caption, “That’s just taking the piss.” No, bitch, that’s just taking your money. Now, will that be debit or credit? Continue reading
And now for something completely different and random. Eddie Deezen is a 64-year-old actor best known for playing that total nerd Eugene (not Doody or Putzie, also pictured above) in Grease and Grease 2. He appeared in I Wanna Hold Your Hand, Beverly Hills Vamp, Midnight Madness, and did voiceover work on Dexter’s Laboratory, Kim Possible, and Polar Express. TMZ says that Eddie is also really, really into eyelashes.
Don’t worry, guys. Anthony Scaramucci is doing just fine. He’s doing better than fine, in fact. The President’s shortest-lived (and probably shortest-limbed) mouthpiece got out while the getting was good. He’s back with his wife and has added celebrity restaurateur to his resume. So, if you’re looking for a place to host a “singles” event where, according to Page Six, “sugar daddies” can “hook up with pliant young women seeking ‘arrangements’”, The Mooch can help! Just come on over to Tony’s Hunt & Fish Club in Manhattan and find you a hot young piece at bargain prices! Bada bing!
If there’s an unofficial list of humans that you’d want to slap in the face, Harvey Weinstein is probably right up there at the top. Last night a restaurant patron decided to do just that, twice.
That stereotypical “Can I speak to a manager?” haircut just applied for unemployment benefits, because Cat Deeley is doing a good job of becoming the newest face of an angry customer. People says that the host of So You Think You Can Dance threw down with a restaurant on Twitter. Oh boy, you know someone is truly pissed when they skip Yelp entirely and head straight to Twitter.