Category: Won’t Somebody Please Think Of The Children

Ioan Gruffudd Filed For Joint Custody Of His Children With Alice Evans, And Claimed That She Once Said He Had “Saggy-Vagina Eyes”

July 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Butthole eyes are so 2018. This year, being told you have saggy-vagina eyes is where it’s at! Back in February when we last checked in with Alice Evans, the reigning Queen of MESS (January 2021– present), she had filed for both physical and legal custody of her and her estranged husband Ioan Gruffudd’s two children, Elsie and Ella, aged 8 and 12, with Ioan to receive only visitation rights. Earlier that week, Ioan had filed a restraining order in which he accused Alice of verbal abuse, lying about him on the internet and to their children, and sending him “hundreds of harassing, abusive and threatening communications by text, voice message, video message.” Now, according to The Mirror, Ioan is also filing for joint custody, and has accused Alice of undermining him in front of their girls, in part, by making fun of his hair loss and telling him he had “saggy-vagina eyes.” Which, to be honest, is a fun insult, but certainly isn’t appropriate for young ears. What? Was wrinkly elbow eyes taken?

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Blac Chyna Claims The Judge In Her Case Against The Kardashian’s Was Biased Against Her

May 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Even though she lost, it’s not too late to donate to Blac Chyna’s legal defense fund. In fact, she needs your help now more than ever. Last week, Chyna lost her $100 million lawsuit against The Kardashians when a jury found that Kris Jenner and her motley crew of glamor-gremlins did not illegally interfere with Chyna’s contract with E! to produce a 2nd season of her and Rob Kardashian‘s show Rob & Chyna, and did not knowingly lie about the alleged abuse she inflicted on Rob or “spread the word about it with reckless disregard for the truth,” per NBC News. Chyna gave no statement at the time the verdict was announced and she was awarded no damages. But TMZ reports that she’s filed new documents accusing Judge Gregory Alarcon of being “undeniably hostile and extremely biased” against her and her attorney. But I’m like, how could the judge even tell the sides apart? Glamor-gremlins all look so similar and Chyna is just as glamorous and gremliny as the Kardashians.

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Alec And Hilaria Baldwin Revealed The Gender Of Their New Baby In A Video Featuring The Entire Family

May 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin have had a very eventful year. Hilaria is currently pregnant with the couple’s 7th child, but with the distractions of the Rust shooting putting a damper on sharing her pregnancy journey, as she is wont to do, she’s had to pivot her approach. In her great wisdom, Hilaria has opted to dedicate herself to being “thoughtful and inclusive on helping to curate a more gender inclusive world” because, as she says, “many of you know how connected I am to the LGBTQIA+ community.” And what better way to celebrate gender inclusivity than getting the whole familia together for a gender reveal video! Well, it’s actually more like a PSA featuring Hilaria, Alec, and all of the Baldwinitos of speaking age regurgitating a script Hilaria wrote about the importance of “honoring this whole little independent human, growing inside of me” and welcoming their new sibling. And it’s a — Drumroll please………

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Kim Kardashian Says She’s “Happy” And “At Peace” With Pete Davidson, Who Has Now Met Her Kids

April 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Kris Jenner has approved Pete Davidson’s new script pages and he’s off to the races! Now that Kanye West has finally simmered his ass down for a minute, Kim Kardashian and her new man Pete can get back to doing the things any other new couple does. TMZ reports that Pete was spotted tootling around Scott Disick’s gated community in Kim’s pink eclectic Moke car with North West and Scott’s daughter Penelope on Sunday, which means Pete has finally been allowed to meet his possible future play cousins. And I, for one, would have loved to have been at the table read for Kim’s plotline in which she tells Robin Roberts (read by Kris) that she’s found “peace” with Pete for an upcoming ABC News special. I hear that during rehearsals, Kris puts on a wig and does a whole voice and everything! What a fun family! Pete is so lucky!

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Joe Francis Claims His Ex-Girlfriend Has Kidnapped Their Twin Daughters

December 29, 2021 / Posted by:

It wasn’t that long ago that Joe Francis was making a career for himself as the predatory creator of the Girls Gone Wild video series. But now, Joe is crying that his girls are gone, and he’s wildly accusing the twins’ mother Abbey Wilson of kidnapping. Joe Francis and Abbey Wilson welcomed two twins girls, Alexandria and Athena, a little over seven years ago. Things have been messy between Joe and Abbey for a while, but it recently turned into a Not Without My Daughters situation, according to claims made by Joe. However, if you ask for Abbey’s side of things, she’ll claim she’s the Sally Field of this situation.

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Open Post: Hosted By Madonna Calling Out Instagram For Removing Pictures Because Her Nipple Was Exposed

November 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Madonna is not going to let the evil people at Facebook/Meta prevent her from using Instagram to free her nipples! Madge reposted some scandalous shots of her that were taken down because her nipple was clearly visible in them, but her perky nipples will NOT be silenced! And she says the censorship was perfectly timed with Thanksgiving because as we know the “lies” of the holiday still persist, like how… the Native Americans were… forced to cover their nipples? Unclear, but Madonna is PISSED nonetheless!

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