Category: Wedding Plans
Lindsay Lohan Might Be Maid Of Honor At Dina Lohan’s Wedding To The Guy She Still Hasn’t Met
Undisputed Mother of the Century, fine dining connoisseur and general walking kryptonite to good taste, Dina Lohan is still managing to grab onto headlines. And we thought she had topped them all last year by announcing that she had broken up with her boyfriend of 5 years, Jesse Nadler––a boyfriend she’s never met in person. Well, the tides turned in 2020 (probably the only person whose year has featured mostly high points) and the frequent DWI collector turned sober homemaker is getting married. To the same guy. And she STILL hasn’t met him in person.
And, as if the wedding wasn’t going to be glamorous enough, Lindsay Lohan will likely serve as the maid of honor. Vogue can go ahead and cancel next year’s lineup and reserve an entire six-month block of covers for what will surely be the wedding of the decade (followed by the annulment of the decade). Continue reading
Emma Stone Postponed Her Wedding Because Of Coronavirus
Asian-American actress Emma Stone was supposed to get married this past weekend, but, alas, this darn coronavirus has forced her to postpone. Emma got engaged to former Saturday Night Live segment director, Dave McCary, in December. Their wedding was supposed to be in Los Angeles, but a specific location wasn’t mentioned on the invitations. Oo, how covert. But not slick enough to outrun a pandemic!
Princess Beatrice’s Wedding Reception At Buckingham Palace Has Been Canceled Due To Coronavirus
I feel like the universe has been trying to tell Princess Beatrice that the royal wedding of her dreams just ain’t gonna happen since the day she was born to that toe-sucking aficionado Original Fergie and that FBI dodger Prince Andrew. Even if neither of her parents’ many scandals over the years have managed to put the kibosh on it completely, in struts the coronavirus threatening to lick all the silverware and replace all of the DJ’s records with scratched singles of The Macarena. According to People, Bea’s scheduled May 29 wedding to Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi, has now been postponed for the third time. ¡Hey, Macarena!
Gwen Stefani Will Still Get Married To Blake Shelton If She Can’t Get Her First Marriage Annulled
Last month, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s four-year-long plans of getting married were put on hold, because Gwen was married once before, to Gavin Rossdale. But Gwen is also very Catholic and so she wanted to get her marriage to Gavin annulled. That way her marriage to Blake would be considered her first in the eyes of the church. Well, Gwen’s desire to get married to Blake might outweigh her Catholic guilt, because Us Weekly is saying that she might go ahead and get married without an annulment after all. Continue reading
Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Are Planning A December Wedding
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have finally set the date. When the proposal happens on Valentine’s Day, includes a helicopter ride, heart-shaped mylar balloons, and you could buy an entire black market human baby with the money spent on the engagement ring, you know the wedding is going to be a production. Us Weekly reports that Katy and Orlando are planning a December wedding. Which means it’s going to a Winter Wedding, which means it’s probably going to be too much. I won’t be surprised if they get married inside a to-scale glitter snow globe.