Category: Wedding Plans
A Bride’s Rules For Her Wedding Has Gone Viral
Bride-to-be Jasmine Cruz has gone viral on TikTok after doing a trend where people outline the rules and regulations for their weddings (both upcoming and imaginary). When I heard that Jasmine’s list was making headlines, I assumed it was cuz she’d gone full Bridezilla. But, actually, most of her list is pretty sensible. Jasmine says she’s the only one allowed to wear white, guests should enjoy the open bar but not drink and drive, and, my personal favorite, no one’s allowed to make any big announcements. Jasmine explains, “If you’re pregnant, keep it to yourself. If you wanna propose, keep that to yourself.” Translation: get fucked, thunder-stealers!
Open Post: Hosted By Guy Fieri Agreeing To Officiate Kristen Stewart’s Wedding
Kristen Stewart recently announced that she’s engaged to her girlfriend of two years, Dylan Meyer, who proposed to Kristen just before putting a vampire baby in her womb which ate her from the inside out. Wait, sorry–we keep mixing up Kristen’s life with Twilight–which was definitely not included in her personal top 5 movies she’s made. While Kristen’s engagement and relationship, in general, has been very low-key, it seems her wedding may not be as Guy Fieri has heard the call and he informed Kristen on The Today Show that he would love to officiate her wedding. “As Mayor of Flavortown, I now pronounce you married!”
Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Aren’t Already Married, Because They’re Waiting Until Summer
Over the weekend, Gwen Stefani was spotted at a Santa Monica park with a big, flashy diamond band on her wedding finger, which of course had everyone thinking she’d snuck off and gotten secretly married to her beau of six years, Blake Shelton. As it turns out, there was another perfectly legitimate reason for that ring: she’s just a rich lady who wears diamonds in the daytime to the park! The ring didn’t mean what some people thought it meant, according to a source that recently revealed some of Gwen and Blake’s wedding plans.
Blake Shelton Is Letting Gwen Stefani Handle All Their Wedding Planning To Keep Things Classy
Have you heard the news? Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are getting hitched! No, you have not bonked your head and been in a coma for the past 5 years. The year is indeed 2021 and these two still haven’t pulled the trigger. But they do continue to talk about it every time The Voice sees a drop in ratings. This time the tease is that it’s going to be a classy affair because Blake’s letting the little lady handle all the details.
Open Post: Hosted By A Florida Couple Who Crashed Their Dream Mansion To Get Married
Picture this. You’re Courtney Wilson and Shenita Jones. Madly in love. You wanna get married at your “dream home and estate”: the gorgeous Southwest Ranches in Fort Lauderdale. This place has everything: a swimming pool with a waterfall, a hot tub, tennis courts, a gazebo, a bowling alley, and an 800-foot bar. COVID-19 be damned, you set the date and invite all your loved ones! When the big day finally arrives, you show up to the venue and are rudely informed that you’ve never actually booked the mansion, you’re not allowed to be there, and please stop trespassing. You tell the owner of the house you won’t leave, and that this wedding is “God’s message.” So he calls the cops? Exsqueeze me?!
Gwen Stefani And Gavin Rossdale Were Finally Granted An Annulment By The Catholic Church
Gwen Stefani really wants to marry Blake Shelton, but there is one catch to her “Yee-haw I do” dream. Gwen was married to Gavin Rossdale from 2002 to 2016. And because Gwen is Catholic and wants her marriage to Blake to be recognized by the Catholic Church, she’s been trying to get her marriage with Gavin annulled. Today Gwen is holla’ing back with gratitude at the Catholic Church, because they have granted her that annulment she wanted.