Dina Lohan Has Broken Up With Catfish Questionable Boyfriend
Thank god Shakespeare is dead because even he couldn’t take the sad news that true love has officially died. As Dina Lohan has broken up with her boyfriend of 5 years (the one she never met or or even FaceTimed with). And it turns out it’s for the reason that most things go wrong: Michael Lohan.
According to TMZ:
Dina Lohans done with the California man she’s had an online relationship with but has never actually met, but not because of that … it’s because he’s buddied up with her ex-husband.
This break up isn’t a complete shock (for about 1,000,000 reasons) but one reason is that Dina was upset that her boyfriend (or ghost or bot) Jesse Nadler ended up talking to the media and we all know Dina is severely allergic to media attention. Dina was able to push through some media attention, but the final straw came when she found out Jesse has been cheating on her with MICHAEL LOHAN ! (I’m pretty sure you can count phone conversations as cheating if it’s the only thing you’ve done with said person.)
A rep for Lindsay’s mother tells TMZ … she’s called it quits — officially this time — with Jesse Nadler for a “myriad of reasons,” but most significantly … due to Nadler being in constant contact with Dina’s ex-husband, Michael.
Dina’s side says despite her having an abusive relationship with Michael, he “makes a habit of inserting himself in her life even after many years apart and remarrying” … including getting close to Nadler.
Apparently the guys’ connection was the final straw for Dina, who was already miffed at her catfish-questionable boyfriend for going to the media to air their personal biz.
So now Jesse Nadler (if that’s even his real name) is in constant contact with Michael Lohan?! Has anyone in the Lohan family actually met this guy? And I have to side with Dina on this, is there a bigger red flag then a budding friendship with Michael Lohan?
Also, according to Dina’s “rep” (who I’m guessing is as real as Jesse Nadler), Jesse Nadler was a liar, who made up stories to get his name in the press. There are easier ways to get your name in the press. Rob a bank or do the #icecreamchallenge. You don’t have to resort to a pretend relationship with Dina Lohan or stay in constant contact with Michael Lohan to get attention.
Dina’s rep says Jesse “became obsessed with having his name in the press and then made delusional statements of proposals, diamond rings, elaborate meet ups and breakups,” adding it was all “grossly exaggerated for his personal notoriety.”
This makes me so sad, if you can’t trust the guy who is catfishing Dina Lohan then who can you trust in this crazy world? And it turns out Dina is really trying to move on:
We’re told Dina is “ready for a real relationship with a present and caring man.” We reached out to Nadler who confirmed the split.
Hopefully Dina finds a present and caring man. Or at least a guy with an iPhone 4, so he can be present enough to FaceTime.