Dina Lohan Has Broken Up With Catfish Questionable Boyfriend

July 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Thank god Shakespeare is dead because even he couldn’t take the sad news that true love has officially died. As Dina Lohan has broken up with her boyfriend of 5 years (the one she never met or or even FaceTimed with). And it turns out it’s for the reason that most things go wrong: Michael Lohan.

According to TMZ:

Dina Lohans done with the California man she’s had an online relationship with but has never actually met, but not because of that … it’s because he’s buddied up with her ex-husband.

This break up isn’t a complete shock (for about 1,000,000 reasons) but one reason is that Dina was upset that her boyfriend (or ghost or bot) Jesse Nadler ended up talking to the media and we all know Dina is severely allergic to media attention. Dina was able to push through some media attention, but the final straw came when she found out Jesse has been cheating on her with MICHAEL LOHAN ! (I’m pretty sure you can count phone conversations as cheating if it’s the only thing you’ve done with said person.)

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