Dina Lohan Was Busted For DUI At An Outback Steakhouse

January 12, 2020 / Posted by:

The ironic part of this story is that the DListed joke for years has been that Dina Lohan spends her weekends getting toe-up, downtrodden drunk at the local T.G.I. Friday’s! And all this time she’s actually been knocking back Aussie Rum Punches down under at the Outback Steakhouse! Dina Lohan said “g’day mate!” to a DUI charge when she was arrested after allegedly t-boning another lady’s car in an Outback Steakhouse parking lot last night and then fleeing the scene. Maybe she was drowning her sorrows after breaking up with another virtual boyfriend?

The Nassau County, Long Island cops told TMZ that Lindsay Lohan’s mom, 57, allegedly hit another woman’s car with her 2016 Mercedes at the Outback at Merrick Mall at 7 pm last night, and then hightailed it outta there. With the same guts and determination that Dina’s daughter Lindsay shows in her selfless efforts to rescue trafficked children from their own parents while using an accent that’s not her own, the woman followed Dina all the way back to her Long Island home and then called the cops on her.

Cops came, but they say Dina refused to submit to a drug/alcohol test. They say they observed clear signs of intoxication, so they arrested her for DWI, leaving the scene of an accident and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.

If you’ll briefly turn your mind clocks back to September 2013, you’ll recall that Dina was busted for a DUI on Long Island’s Northern State Parkway, probably also post-Boozy Cherry Limeade-fest at the Outback. Because she’s already been busted for this once, this means that she’s now facing a felony charge.

Dina’s still in custody and awaiting arraignment. And it wouldn’t be a Lohan luau without White Oprah (god, we’ve missed her) acting like her usual refined and elegant self when the police arrived, according to ABC 7 NY.

Lohan is also accused of cursing at Nassau County Police Officers during the arrest.

The image of Dina Lohan all boozed up and probably still retaining Bloomin’ Onion fragments in her weave while swaying in place and shrieking at the cops that she’s Lindsay Lohan’s mother, goddamnit is one that should warm even the iciest heart.

Pic: Wenn.com

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