Category: Types of Plastic

Jamie Lee Curtis Is Worried That We Could Be Losing An Entire Generation Of Faces To Plastic Surgery

October 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Jamie Lee Curtis technically qualified for legend status the day she whipped her high-cut thonged ass around a bedpost in True Lies, and she gains extra legend points every time she squares off against Michael Myers (next showdown: this Halloween). And she doesn’t have to do much to maintain her beloved status, yet she continues to be open and honest about a variety of topics, like her decade-long Vicodin addiction, or her co-stars dick pics. And recently the Baroness Haden-Guest decided to give us her thoughts on plastic surgery. Specifically, how she believes that au naturel visages are at risk of being added to the endangered species list if people keep fucking with their faces.

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Tori Spelling Swears She Didn’t Get A Kardashian Kopy Nose Job, It’s Just Contouring

September 13, 2021 / Posted by:

This has got to be bittersweet news for the Kardashian family. On one hand, Khloé Kardashian is no doubt relieved that Tori Spelling isn’t committed to permanently stealing her identity. On the other, Kris Jenner would have loved to have signed Tori to her roster of talent. We know Khloé can fill in for one of her sisters at a moment’s notice, but who fills in for Khloé? It’s always nice to have a backup, but Kris shall look elsewhere for that. As Tori has recently explained that she’s still just plain old Tori underneath her makeup because that’s what her new face is – just makeup.

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Khloé Kardashian Got Roasted On The Internet For Telling People To Avoid Single Use Plastics

June 7, 2021 / Posted by:

Kourtney Kardashian is the eco-warrior of the Kardashian family, but Kourtney has been so busy being horny for Travis Barker, that someone else is going to have to pick up the slack and do the absolute least in the name of environmentalism, and that person is Khloé Kardashian. Khloé decided to do her part to fight pollution by encouraging her 152 million followers on Instagram to make the switch from bottled water to a refillable water bottle, in an attempt to reduce single waste plastics. The internet quickly reminded her that switching from Evian to tap does dick all if you’re living a massively wasteful Kardashian lifestyle everywhere else. And if only that was the only time this week someone came after Khloé for some plastic-based offenses, but it wasn’t. She’s also catching heat for looking nothing like herself in a migraine commercial.

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Priyanka Chopra Says She Lost Work After A Doctor Messed Up Her Nose During Surgery

February 10, 2021 / Posted by:

Priyanka Chopra has a new memoir that was released this week, titled Unfinished. As you’ll learn from this story, that’s the title of her book, and also the word you might use to describe the work done on her nose by an allegedly careless doctor. And according to Priyanka, there was not one, but two film producers who believed her post-surgery nose was so wrecked, they couldn’t possibly even begin to imagine putting her face on the big screen.

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Jameela Jamil Says Her Work Is Done When It Comes To Calling Out Kim Kardashian

June 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Because of the Black Lives Matter movement and coronavirus, we haven’t heard that much from that other virus KAVID-666 (Kardashian Virus Disease), but they’ve still been infecting the internet and helping to keep Instagram from ever getting a certified organic label by spreading their plastic-ness over there. And after Kim Kardashian posted yet another picture of her looking like a Bratz doll in a funhouse mirror, Jameela Jamil claims she got thousands of pleas asking her to talk about the pic, and so she’s stepped up to tell everyone to stop paying attention to Kim Kardashian and she did that while holding up a picture of Kim Kardashian, pretty much.

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Khloe Kardashian Joked About Getting A Weekly Face Transplant

May 29, 2020 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, the 666th reboot of Khloe Kardashian’s face made the news, and since the members of the Koven are silicone khameleons, it wasn’t exactly a shock. But seeing as how bleak the news has been, it was a Juvederm-infused breath of fresh air.

Yesterday, Khloe posted another picture on Instagram and while looking at it, I nearly dropped my phone from the weight of F3 (filters, fillers, and Fotoshop, which is a bootleg copy of Photoshop found on the dark web). One of her followers asked, “Why do you look so different in all your photos?” And that’s like asking a cat, “Why do you meow?” It just is! But Khloe decided to “clap” back, which is impressive and her only real talent. I mean, you try clapping when you’ve got praying mantis diving boards for nails.

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