Thank goodness Jamie Lee Curtis only played Chris Evan’s mom on-screen and isn’t his mom in real life. Otherwise, we’d all be feeling 100% awkward upon learning that Jamie Lee has been doing her own detective work on that whoopsie picture of Captain America’s wiener. But Jamie Lee has a theory about why we might have seen Chris’ penis.
Last month, Chris accidentally flashed a picture of his dick during an Instagram Story, and of course, people screengrabbed it faster than you can say, “From the star of the 2001 classic film Not Another Teen Movie.” The accident happened while he was playing a game with friends, and Chris was notably embarrassed by the situation. But still, Chris decided to turn all that attention paid to his penis into a call to action, in which he urged everyone to get out and vote on November 3rd. Jamie Lee initially jumped into this situation with enthusiastic support (didn’t we all though). Now, she’s got some doubts.
My boy! Proud of him. Got MY attention!
— Jamie Lee Curtis (@jamieleecurtis) September 15, 2020
From hard dick to civic duty, what a transition. Jamie Lee recently appeared on The Kelly Clarkson Show, where she was asked about her on-screen son’s dick (again, not weird). via Page Six:
“That whole thing, exactly. So, my question is this. He’s so smart, and such an unbelievably beautiful human being. I’m wondering if it was even planned.”
Kelly Clarkson, who is clearly on board with Jamie Lee’s dick pic theory, responded: “Oh, he’s so clever. I kinda think it was planned, just because he was trying to get people to vote.” Jamie Lee then cracked a joke about how she could have told Chris that he takes after his on-screen Knives Out dad Don Johnson. Which she could have done without it being weird, because she says she’s been friends with Don’s two-time ex-wife Melanie Griffith for years. Okay, but back to the point that matters. Did Chris or did he not leak his own dick pic on purpose, solely to draw attention to voter awareness??
I know where Jamie Lee falls on this issue, and normally I would defer my judgment in favor of whatever our most iconic scream queen legend and probiotic yogurt activist has to say. But in this case, I think Jamie Lee is wrong! Chris definitely didn’t flash a picture of his penis on purpose. If his goal really was to encourage voter turnout, he would have simply tweeted: “I will personally send you a picture of my dick if you can prove you voted. Take a picture of yourself mailing in your ballot. Geotag yourself at a polling station.” Those would be unprecedented voting numbers.