Khloe Kardashian Joked About Getting A Weekly Face Transplant

May 29, 2020 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, the 666th reboot of Khloe Kardashian’s face made the news, and since the members of the Koven are silicone khameleons, it wasn’t exactly a shock. But seeing as how bleak the news has been, it was a Juvederm-infused breath of fresh air.

Yesterday, Khloe posted another picture on Instagram and while looking at it, I nearly dropped my phone from the weight of F3 (filters, fillers, and Fotoshop, which is a bootleg copy of Photoshop found on the dark web). One of her followers asked, “Why do you look so different in all your photos?” And that’s like asking a cat, “Why do you meow?” It just is! But Khloe decided to “clap” back, which is impressive and her only real talent. I mean, you try clapping when you’ve got praying mantis diving boards for nails.

Here’s the dangerous picture of Khloe giving you over-inflated alien sex doll, and I say dangerous, because she’s risking deflation by holding that razor of a nail so close to her mug!

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When that follower responded to her Khloe Encounters Of The Plastic Kind photoshoot by asking about her face changing theatrics, she responded with this, via Us Weekly:

The 35-year-old replied to the comment and said, “My weekly face transplant clearly.” Sassy!

“CLAP BACK 👏🏻 ugh love you,” one fan wrote in response.

I’d hardly call putting on her version of a Jane Jetson Morning mask a “transplant.” But seriously, maybe on top of being a shapeshifter in the face, Khloe is also a future seer. Maybe she knew Forbes was going to de-billionaire Kylie Jenner, so her latest fake face is commentary on Kylie’s fraudulent financials. Clearly!

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