Khloe Kardashian Joked About Getting A Weekly Face Transplant
Over the weekend, the 666th reboot of Khloe Kardashian’s face made the news, and since the members of the Koven are silicone khameleons, it wasn’t exactly a shock. But seeing as how bleak the news has been, it was a Juvederm-infused breath of fresh air.
Yesterday, Khloe posted another picture on Instagram and while looking at it, I nearly dropped my phone from the weight of F3 (filters, fillers, and Fotoshop, which is a bootleg copy of Photoshop found on the dark web). One of her followers asked, “Why do you look so different in all your photos?” And that’s like asking a cat, “Why do you meow?” It just is! But Khloe decided to “clap” back, which is impressive and her only real talent. I mean, you try clapping when you’ve got praying mantis diving boards for nails.
Here’s the dangerous picture of Khloe giving you over-inflated alien sex doll, and I say dangerous, because she’s risking deflation by holding that razor of a nail so close to her mug!
When that follower responded to her Khloe Encounters Of The Plastic Kind photoshoot by asking about her face changing theatrics, she responded with this, via Us Weekly:
The 35-year-old replied to the comment and said, “My weekly face transplant clearly.” Sassy!
“CLAP BACK 👏🏻 ugh love you,” one fan wrote in response.
I’d hardly call putting on her version of a Jane Jetson Morning mask a “transplant.” But seriously, maybe on top of being a shapeshifter in the face, Khloe is also a future seer. Maybe she knew Forbes was going to de-billionaire Kylie Jenner, so her latest fake face is commentary on Kylie’s fraudulent financials. Clearly!
Pic: Instagram