Category: Types of Plastic
Kim Zolciak Got Her Botox Fix As Soon As Atlanta Partially Re-Opened From Lockdown
During this pandemic, many people have said “fuck it” to keeping up their beauty, and aren’t even thinking about getting their hair done, let alone letting a doctor get close up to their face to stab it with a Botox needle. But Kim Zolciak, the yapping Barbie styling head from the Real Housewives Of Atlanta, is not one of those people. While on Andy Cohen‘s Watch What Happens Live, Kim talked about how she and her 23-year-old look-alike daughter, Brielle Biermann, ran off to get their Botox on as soon as it was legally possible. You’re probably on the floor now after fainting with shock over learning that Kim Zolciak uses Botox. We all figured she was an all-natural beauty! But Kim claims the Botox is also for her headaches, okay?
Pete Davidson Went Full-Ken Doll On The Cover Of Paper Magazine
I’ll never believe a single thing Ariana Grande says ever again! No, Pete Davidson is just working with some smooth plastic prosthetics to give him a Ken doll crotch situation on the cover of this month’s issue of Paper magazine.
Kim Kardashian Is Trying To Lose The 18 Lbs. She Gained This Year
On the left we have a picture of Kim Kardashian arriving to a taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live! in July 2018. On the right is Kim at the 2019 Creative Arts Emmys in September. If you asked me to tell you the difference between these two pictures, I might say that in one picture Kim looks like Bad Sandy from an all-sex doll production of Grease, while the other looks like what I picture Kim might wear to a parent-teacher conference. But if you asked Kim, she’d tell you that there’s a very obvious 18 pound difference that she’s trying desperately to get rid of.
Bella Hadid Swears She Hasn’t Used Lip Fillers
Because many Instagram models regularly use enough lip fillers to make their mouths look like two water snakes, it’s easy to wonder whose mouth has been needle-enhanced. Bella Hadid, for example, has the type of mouth that might make one wonder how many CCs of dermal fillers have been pumped in her lips. You can keep wondering if you’d like, but according to Bella Hadid, you’re wasting your time because she has none.
Naya Rivera Says Her Baby Is The Reason For Her Wonky Boobs
Prepare all your “Sure, Jans” – you will surely need them. Naya Rivera had a bit of titty problem at the Vanity Fair Young Hollywood party last night. Normally staring directly into Naya’s Grand Canyon deep cleavage would leave you dizzy or light-headed. But last night, the only feeling it gave people was a sense of wonder. Specifically, they wondered why it looked as though her left titty was trying get a better look at that fancy necklace she’s wearing. Well, good news – she has an explanation for that.
Last night, Naya posted a picture of herself at the Vanity Fair party on Instagram and claimed that it’s her five-month-old baby Josey’s fault for why she’s got a case of Summer Tits.
“Absolutely loved this @TadashiShoji look tonight for the @VanityFair young Hollywood party! Shout out to my son for the lopsided boobs. LOL #breastfeeding #momlife He is SO worth it.”
Baby Josey is apparently a tiny sorcerer who was blessed with the ability to relocate silicone. I don’t know how useful that skill is, but who knows? Okay, so we know why the boobs look the way they do. Now all we need to know is who is responsible for Kardashian-ing her face. And don’t blame the baby, Naya. The last time I checked, babies don’t have the magical ability to turn you into the Kim K version of yourself.
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Jessica Simpson Wants To Stuff Her Butt Full Of Silicone To Make It Look Just Like Kim Kardashian’s
After losing a bunch of weight by handcuffing herself to a treadmill set to ‘Usain Bolt’ and drinking nothing but water-flavored water blended with water (sorry…Weight Watchers. She lost it with Weight Watchers) Jessica Simpson realized that somewhere along the line her ass said “Bye, bitch!” and took off. And I don’t blame it! If I were being denied buttered Pop Tarts, I’d quit too.
Now Jessica wants it back, but she can’t have it back! Her old butt has gained a bunch of self-esteem by listening to nothing but Mary J. Blige and it’s not about to go crawling back to the cruel oppressor who forced it do power squats until it was so tight Papa Joe could bounce quarters off it. NO MORE DRAMA! If Jessica wants a new booty, she’s going to have to buy one. And according to the National Enquirer (via Radar) she’s already started skimming off the top of Eric Johnson’s allowance, because an insider claims Jessica is obsessed with Kim Kardashian’s exquisite silicone-stuffed ass and she’s ready to do anything to get it.