Sylvester Stallone’s Rep Responds To Rumors That His Marriage Is On The Rocks (UPDATE)
UPDATE: Well, it looks like Sly and Jennifer did head to Splitsville after all. TMZ says she filed for divorce after 25 years of marriage and has accused him of trying to hide marital assets.
Here’s the original post:
California water violator Sylvester Stallone has been married to third wife Jennifer Flavin since 1997. They have three daughters: Sophia, Sistine, and Scarlet. 25 years of marriage in Hollywood is basically the real world equivalent of a Mormon “celestial marriage” (aka forever), but, this week, some speculated that the couple’s relationship was deader than Apollo Creed in Rocky IV. The Daily Mail reported that 76-year-old Sly got his giant bicep tattoo of Jennifer’s face covered up with an image of his old bull mastiff Butkus (who also appeared as Rocky’s dog in the first two films). There’s also the fact that 54-year-old Jennifer wasn’t following her husband on Instagram anymore, and she posted a pic with her three daughters with the caption, “Nothing else matters. The 4 of us forever.” Even though all signs point to Splitsville, Sly’s rep told the Daily Mail that, actually, this is all just one giant misunderstanding. Much like the time we thought Sly was into QAnon.
The Daily Mail first spotted Sly’s new ink when the tattoo artist, Zach Perez, posted himself working on the coverup on August 16. Zach’s post has since been taken down, but nothing dies on the net:
Here’s the before:
Sylvester Stallone drew a tattoo of his wife's face on his right arm…. pic.twitter.com/HXJRBkEXsA
— Anthony Eri👑 (@AnthonyC_Eri) June 21, 2022
And here’s Jennifer’s post on Instagram:
Sylvester’s rep tells The Daily Mail:
‘Mr. Stallone intended to refresh the tattoo image of his wife Jennifer however the results were unsatisfactory and, unfortunately, unfixable,’ she said.
‘As a result, he had to cover the original image with a tattoo of his dog from Rocky, Butkus. Mr. Stallone loves his family. The Stallones are presently filming a reality show together which will debut on Paramount+,’ Bega added.
Maybe Sly was trying to refresh the tattoo to keep up with Jennifer’s nips and tucks. No point in having your wife’s old face on your bicep. Also, was this just some long con to promote the family reality show?! Goddammit, we just got Stallone’d!
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