Victoria Beckham Swears That She’s Never Had A Nose Job
It’s simply not true that everybody in The Business has had work done. The film, television, and music industries are chock-full of natural beauties of every shape and size. Including noses! Yet, somehow, “people have said” that pop-star come fashion mogul Victoria Beckham has had a nose job. But unlike Victoria’s perfectly shaped, petite, little button nose, those people have made a BIG HONKING MISTAKE. According to Entertainment Tonight, Victoria set the record straight (if not her nose because it doesn’t need it, it’s perfect just as God made it, thank you very much) whilst shilling products from her Victoria Beckham Beauty line of makeup in a video aptly titled Beauty Grifting Secrets (if you make a typo and it stays). Sorry, haters, but Posh’s schnoz is made from 100% certifiable, hypoallergenic, vegan, gluten-free, soy-free human flesh and cartilage with just a whiff, if you will, of VBB Bronzing Brick ($58 wherever noses are sold).
Here’s a before and after that people have used as proof that Posh has had a nose job:
Victoria Beckham Nose Job Photo Before and After – http://t.co/FM7ukOoP9J pic.twitter.com/WCl8rv14xU
— Angelica Hart (@AngelicaHart1) July 11, 2014
Victoria made the shocking natural nose revelation while speaking with her friend, makeup artist Charlotte Tilbury, about how ugly their friends are. I know they say never look a gift horse in the mouth, but when it pulls a Black Beauty and starts talking and tells you, to your face, “Honey, you look tired. Here, let me help you with that” and starts pawing at your face with a hoof covered in Beautiful Skin Radiant Concealer, it’s OK to call them out on their jacked up British teeth (if they still have their originals). ET reports:
Victoria Beckham has never had a nose job despite those rumours.
The Spice Girls singer chats to makeup artist and friend Charlotte Tilbury for a “Beauty Gifting Secrets” video shared on YouTube.
The pair show off their tips and tricks, talking about their different products.
Both Beckham and Tilbury admit they’ve been surrounded by nose job rumours over the years, but claim it’s down to their contouring “trick.”
Tilbury gushes during the clip, “My favourite thing is gifting because when you create these amazing things, you just want to give them to all women.
“You go, ‘Oh my god! I can give you bigger, brighter eyes, I’ll give you my amazing Beautiful Skin Radiant Concealer and you’ll just have an eye lift and a face lift.’ I just get over excited, darling.”
Beckham jokingly responds, “Do you do surgery as well Charlotte? Because I’m loving what you’re saying.”
Tilbury replies, “No, but it’s true. People come up to me and go, ‘Have you had a nose job?’ I’m like, ‘No, I’ve just done my contour trick and it’s bottling all those secrets and tips and tricks that we’ve done on the red carpet for years, photoshoots for years, and giving them to all women around the world.’”
Beckham tells the beauty guru, “People have also said that I’ve had a nose job. Never had a nose job, always had a nose like this.
“It is the nose trick and that is where I love my Bronzing Brick. Each compact has two different tones so you can use it to contour as well as to bronze,” she adds while showing off her own product.
Aha! Caught her ass! Always had a nose LIKE that, huh? So not that exact nose? Who’s to say she doesn’t have iterations of the same type of nose reinstalled on a semi-regular basis? Maybe what she’s really telling us is that she’s never booked a job based solely on the beauty and perfection of her nose, a “nose job” so to speak. No wonder there are rumors of a simmering rivalry between Victoria and her daughter-in-law Nicola Peltz Beckham. Homegirl books nose jobs on the regular!
And here’s Posh’s full talk with Charlotte Tilbury:
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