Category: Pete Davidson
Kim Kardashian Had Sex With Pete Davidson In Front Of A Fireplace As A Tribute To Her Grandma
Most people who are lucky enough to still have living grandparents honor them by not spitting out the purse-linty Starlight Mint that they forced into your mouth or refraining from popping off so hard their pacemaker skips when they mention that they liked that Trump “wasn’t a politician.” But if you’re a celebrity whose entire life is built upon that time you fucked someone and made sure the world got to see it, you bond with your grandmother by casually chatting about the setting of your sexcapades. On the most recent episode of The Kardashians on Hulu, Kim Kardashian and her grandmother, Mary Jo, “MJ” Shannon, had a jovial conversation about Kim and her most recent ex, Pete Davidson, banging fireside.
Kanye West Apologized To Kim Kardashian And Shared His Vision For The Future On “Good Morning America”
Despite what we see all around us, we are still technically “pre-apocalypse,” so that disheveled man who looks like he just crawled out from under the scorched remains of the 101 Freeway overpass with a twisted 3-wheeled shopping cart filled with scavenged goods you might have seen on Good Morning America is actually fine. Better than fine in fact, it’s Kanye West as you’ve never seen him before. Kanye sat down with GMA’s Linsey Davis for an exclusive interview in which he shares his vision for the future he is creating for all of us. Don’t worry! He’s got this. Kanye’s plan is actually really good if you’ll just hear him out. All he needs is a minute of your time and your children’s souls. Oh, and can he hold $20? Just for a sec?
Pete Davidson Really Dressed Up To Present At Last Night’s Emmys
Because the Emmy producers are desperate for ratings, they decided to get tabloid star Pete Davidson to present one of the night’s final awards, Outstanding Comedy Series, and he really dressed up for the occasion by showing up looking like a stock boy from the 90s. And while every mechanic was screaming, “Bitch stole my look,” Page Six thinks that Pete was possibly keeping his stupid feud with Kanye West alive by copying one of Kanye’s looks.
Kanye West Went Off On The Kardashians And More In An Instagram Meltdown
Kanye West went off on Instagram again. This time, Kanye came after his ex Kim Kardashian and the rest of The Koven for allegedly trying to turn his daughters into porn stars. Kanye also: claimed he himself has a porn addiction, brought up the Clintons, claimed the school systems are indoctrinating his children, roasted Pete Davidson, and came after Kris Jenner who I guess is no longer one of his faves. Classic Ye meltdown! I feel like Instagram meltdowns are more his brand than rapping.
Pete Davidson Has Been In Trauma Therapy To Deal With Kanye West’s Online Attacks
It’s only been a few days since we found out that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson are no longer bumping uglies, but I was naively optimistic that maybe we’d get a little break from “Kete” news. Surely there would have to be some kind of cooling-off period, right? Wrong. As it turns out, once you’ve been smiled upon by Kris Jenner, there’s no such thing as a break from being in the news. One of the enduring truths during Kim and Pete’s 9-month contract relationship was that Kim’s ex-husband, Kanye West, was not happy about Kim moving on with Pete, despite moving on himself with both Julia Fox and then Chaney Jones before running them off (most likely with his soggy turd of a personality). Throughout Kete’s relationship, Kanye acted the fool and talked shit on Pete (or “Skete” as he often referred to him) on Instagram, started a rumor that Pete has AIDS and that he’d get Kim hooked on drugs, said he was going to “beat Pete Davidson’s ass” in a song, and even made a music video where he decapitated a Claymation Pete. After Kim and Pete split, Kanye posted on Instagram and then deleted a fake New York Times announcement that said “Skete Davidson Dead at Age 28.” Pete seemed to handle it all pretty well publicly–laughing it off and even trying to make amends with Kanye; but it turns out that it must have been weighing on him behind the scenes since People reported that Pete has been receiving trauma therapy since April.
Kanye West Trolled Pete Davidson With A Fake New York Times Headline Announcing His Death
Over the weekend, after nine months of trying to keep up with the Kardashians, Pete Davidson finally got winded and gave up. Possibly due to the fact that his now former girlfriend Kim Kardashian’s increasingly smaller frame ceased to provide the necessary draft to boost and maintain his forward momentum. Pete and Kim ended things amicably and their busy schedules were cited as the primary cause for the split. No harm, no foul, right? Well, think again! While Kim’s prospects of winning the Fat Bottom Girls Invitational this year are looking slimmer than ever before, Pete’s met an even worse fate since the breakup. According to Kanye West, Pete “Skete” Davidson has died at the age of 28. Accordingly, tomorrow’s headline will read Dlisted’s Mieka Has Died of Second Hand Embarrassment at the Age of None of Your Damn Business.