Kim Kardashian Lets Everyone Know That She’s Lost More Than 6% Of Her Body Fat Since May 2021

Back in May, Kim Kardashian announced she lost 16 pounds in 3 weeks so she could stuff her plastic bits into Marilyn Monroe’s iconic “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” dress for the Met Gala. Then, in June, she revealed she’d lost even more weight (21 pounds in total) after cutting out all sugar and carbs. Now, Kim has taken to her Instagram Stories to share that, since May 2021, she’s dropped from 25% body fat to 18.8%. She shows off a report from BodySpec, a company that measures your bone density and body fat percentages. Wow, thanks BodySpec! Kim also shared pics of her getting her tummy-tightening treatments from a company called GPS Aesthetics. Wow, thanks, GPS Aesthetics! Somewhere deep in Kim’s intestines, her tapeworm is fuming; he’s the one that does all the work, but, because he doesn’t pay her 6-figure influencer fees, he gets zero credit?!

Here’s Kim shilling for whatever the fuck GPS Aesthetics is… lasers?:

And here are screenshots of Kim’s body fat scanning experience:

Kim points out that her bones are stronger than 93-97% of BodySpec’s customers, and she’s in the “athlete” category. I mean, she was on the cover of Sports Illustrated…

It takes a special kind of celebrity to brag about how skinny you are and shill for two companies at once. Looks like we’re victims of the Ol’ Kardashian One-Two-Punch, cuz, I can make fun of Kim all I want, admonish her for promoting an unattainable body standard clearly achieved through starvation and plastic surgery, and roll my eyes at how transparent her promotion on social media is… but now I know that a company called BodySpec exists. And its “doctors” drive a van around LA and scan peoples’ bone densities and body fat percentages. And I didn’t know that before. Well played, Skinny Kim. Well played.

Pic: Instagram