After Neil Patrick Harris’ 2011 Meat Platter Inspired By Amy Winehouse’s Corpse Resurfaced, He Apologized
On July 23, 2011 Amy Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning at age 27. Three months later, Neil Patrick Harris and his husband, David Burtka, threw a Halloween party. Now, there’s no good reason these two events should be connected, but, alas, they are. All because Neil and David made the extremely sensitive decision to include a buffet platter that was made to look like “The Corpse of Amy Winehouse”; complete with Amy’s trademark beehive hairdo, tattoos, and her bloodied, decomposing face.
The next day party guest Justin Mikita (husband of Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson) tweeted a photo of the Amy corpse platter, and people were pretty pissed off. But, because it was the olden days, NPH never addressed the controversy and we all moved on to bigger and better things (like Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries after 72 days). Unfortunately for Neil, the image recently resurfaced and went viral. And, because it’s modern times, he was forced to finally issue an apology. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent” Starring Nicolas Cage As Nicolas Cage
His hairline? High and tight. His beard? Trimmed and dyed to perfection. With clear eyes and full heart, Nicolas Cage simply cannot lose playing the role he was born to play— Himself. Move over John Malkovich, there’s a new enigmatic self-deprecating/depicting loony-toon on the scene and he’s struggling with (and starring in!) The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Well, actually on second thought, get in here, John! We need a Con Air reunion stat!
Mayim Bialik Says Neil Patrick Harris Stopped Being Friends With Her Because She Refused To Give Him A Standing Ovation For “Rent”
Interim Jeopardy! host Mayim Bialik recently spoke with James Cordon – hey where are you going!?! Come back, I have to tell you about Neil Patrick Harris in the musical Rent! Great. Well, I’ll tell you three then. Mayim appeared on The Late Late Show where was interrogated by an aghast James about her aversion to musical theater, something that apparently predates her being screeched at by a self-indulgent hairless cat. She can’t stand it! So much so, that she threw away a friendship with NPH because she couldn’t bring herself to stand for him during a standing ovation after a 1997 production of Rent, and he apparently couldn’t stand for the disrespect.
Psst, I got what you need. I heard you were looking for some of that good wholesome content. And it’s not that nasty shit they’re cutting with blackface and coronavirus or whatever. I got the pure shit, straight from the streets of Berlin. According to Us Weekly, Keanu Reeves was photographed giggling with his girlfriend Alexandra Grant as filming on Matrix 4 resumed in Berlin. I know, right! Giggling? In this economy?!?
Whoopi Goldberg Talked #MeToo, And Neil Patrick Harris Talked About The Time She Offered To Sex Him Up
You can always count of Whoopi Goldberg for a questionable hot take. And since she’s been on The View for at least 12 decades, we’ve had plenty of opportunity to hear her defend Mel Gibson, cape for Cosby, and back up just about any old dude. So it’s not too surprising that Whoopi happily took a small dookie on the Hollywood #metoo movement by stating that actresses need to step up and own the fact that some of them have fucked an “ugly ass man” for a role. Whoopi made the remarks at a talk she was giving in England.
But questionable hot takes aren’t Whoopi’s only Achilles heel. It’s questionable decisions like convincing Ted Danson blackface is A-OK, wearing black lipstick well into the 2000s, and, as was revealed on a recent episode of The View, propositioning a 15-year-old Neil Patrick Harris with a future sex date. Good luck sleeping with that image in your head tonight!
Neil Patrick Harris wasn’t at the Tony Awards last weekend, but he still managed to make his presence known by live tweeting the event. That’s actually too generous. He popped off with a handful of “observations”, one of which sounded an awful lot like an “I don’t know her” joke directed towards Rachel Bloom who was working the backstage beat for the show. Turns out it wasn’t a joke. Doogie must actually suffer from prosopagnosia, because Rachel gave an interview with GQ and read Doogie for filth. But in a nice way.