Category: Gina Carano
A Fan-Led Petition To Get Lucy Lawless On “The Mandalorian” Might Have Cost Her A “Star Wars” Job
Earlier this year, fans saw former The Mandalorian star Gina Carano spouting off about various conspiracy theories related to the COVID pandemic and the 2020 US Presidential Election results, as well as just generally being a pseudo-hateful mess. Fans called on Disney to fire her from The Mandalorian and they did just that (her talent agency, UTA, also gave her the boot). That meant a vacancy opened up on the set of The Mandalorian for a badass actress type, and fans got real vocal about the thought of it being filled by the prototype for badass actresses, Lucy Lawless. The only problem is, those fans got a little too involved with their fantasy, and Lucy is now saying that it might have hurt her chances to join the Star Wars universe.
Gina Carano Learned She Had Been Fired From “The Mandalorian” On Social Media
Former New York Times opinion writer Bari Weiss took time out of her busy schedule of complaining about “cancel culture” (she’s one of the people who signed that open letter published in Harper’s last summer) to complain about cancel culture, posting a defense of Gina Carano against charges of antisemitism. As such, Bari spoke to Gina to ask her what she really meant when she posted those Nazi comparison memes (among other “abhorrent and unacceptable” things) that got her fired from Disney’s Star Wars series The Mandalorian. Since we already know Gina’s a disingenuous dumbass, I won’t bore you with her explanation about that, but we did learn that Gina only found out she’d been fired by Lucasfilms ”through social media, like everyone else,” which is objectively hilarious. You live by the tweet, you die by the tweet.
Gina Carano Was Fired From “The Mandalorian” After A Series Of “Abhorrent” Social Media Posts
#FireGinaCarano trended on Twitter all day yesterday after 38-year-old MMA fighter turned actress Gina Carano tweeted a comparison to the Holocaust and the current political climate. This is not the first, second, or third time that Gina has pissed people off with her thoughts, but she really did it this time and The Hollywood Reporter says that Gina Carano got fired from the Disney+ series, The Mandalorian, and also dropped from her talent agency.
There’s A Call For Gina Carano To Be Fired From “The Mandalorian” Because Of Her Conspiracy Theory Tweets About The Election And COVID-19
Baby Yoda is breathing a frog egg-scented sigh of relief because the heat is off of him over those genocide accusations. The heat is now on Gina Carano, who plays Cara Dune in The Mandalorian. Gina has found herself in the crosshairs over her love of far-right conspiracies. Specifically her hatred of masks during a global pandemic and a call for a look into all of the voter fraud there’s absolutely no evidence of. Oh, and she’s also maybe transphobic. Basically what I’m saying is: The Mandalorian cast the white Candace Owens.
Henry Cavill Maybe Dumped Gina Carano And Is Now Maybe Dating A 21-Year-Old
The last time we checked in with fame enthusiast Kaley Glencoco’s former contractually obligated paparazzi boyfriend Henry Cavill, he was still dating human-shaped piece of solid steel Gina Carano, but it sounds like Henry and Gina may no longer be bumping rock hard fuck parts (for real, I bet Gina’s gina can curl a 30lb kettlebell). According to Celeb Dirty Laundry, 31-year-old Henry has allegedly moved on to a 21-year-old named Marisa Gonzalo.
No word on where they met, but I’m going to guess it probably wasn’t at a PETA fundraiser; apparently a quick peek at Marisa Gonzalo on social media shows a bunch of pictures of her posing with dead deers and bragging about killing squirrels. “Hey girl, gimme a call me when you’re single!” hollered a horny Ted Nugent. Normally huntin’ critters might not be that big of a deal breaker if you were, let’s say, a timber wolf or the dude who killed Bambi’s mom, but Henry Cavill is an ambassador for the Durrell Wildlife Park, an organization dedicated to the conservation of wildlife. So yeah, I could see how that might make things awkward between Henry and Marisa.
Henry: What did you do today?
Marisa: I shot 3 pheasants, what did you do?
Henry: Helped treat 3 wounded pheasants.
Although if this picture of Henry having dinner with Marisa’s family (or is it the other way around? Henry’s mom, please confirm) is any indication, it’s not that awkward? Or maybe Marisa family is just being nice so that Henry can’t say no when they ask him to join them on their next hunting trip. “You know, Superman – sorry, “Henry”, quails are hard to spot, and we were thinking maybe you could come with us and use your super-sight or super-smell to find them. Just think about it, talk to whoever you gotta talk to back on Krypton. In the meantime, we’ll try to find you a camo cape.”
Henry Cavill And Gina Carano Are Back Together, Maybe
Like Henry Cavill’s PR whores were really going to sit around and let that piece of steamed celery Kaley Cuoco get all the 15-word blurbs in Life & Style for becoming Jennifer Love Hewitt 2.0. Something had to be done! Before Henry was co-starring with Kaley in staged grocery store photo-ops that were so fake that I doubt even the food was real, he was doing naked push-ups on top of Gina Carano. And now they might be back together.
Henry Cavill is in Rome shooting Guy Ritchie’s The Man From U.N.C.L.E. and The Daily Mail has pictures of him having an intimate dinner with Gina on the patio of a restaurant in front of the paps. You know, who needs candlelight when the pap’s flash is there to illuminate your piece’s face? That’s next level romance. The pictures are kind of hilarious. They look as choreographed and staged as Kim Kartrashian’s entire life. I once saw a production of Romeo & Juliet performed entirely by wooden puppets and that shit looked more real and human than Gina and Henry’s dinner date. Rehearsals were held for that dinner date. That’s not real red wine, it’s dyed water and the only words that were spoken were from the actor hired to play a waiter who said, “I can’t believe this shit only pays scale.”
And Henry doing all these stage photo-ops makes me think that he’s actually a really hot animatronic robot who was built by Hollywood and they have yet to perfect the part of his hard drive that makes it looks like he feels real human emotions.
With all that being said, Henry and Gina are so much better than him and that celery chick from TV.