Category: Kathy Hilton

Paris Hilton Says She Lied About Voting For Trump In 2016

March 15, 2023 / Posted by:

If Kathy Hilton was upset about not being told she’s a grandmother, wait ’til she finds out that Paris Hilton didn’t vote for her BFF Donald Trump! But luckily for Paris, she’s too old for Kathy to ship her off to an abusive boarding school. Paris Hilton’s book Paris: The Memoir dropped yesterday, and The Hill claims that in it, her ghostwriter writes that she lied in an interview about voting for Trump in 2016. The truth is that she didn’t even vote at all! It’s really too early in the week for the crazy shock of finding out that Paris Hilton told a lie and doesn’t care about voting!

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Open Post: Hosted By Paula Abdul’s Facetune Fail

December 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Paula Abdul is in the news for– oh, wait. Shit! I added the wrong picture to this article. It was supposed to be a photo of Paula and Kathy Hilton. And while the blonde one is definitely Kathy, who in the flying fuck is the brunette chick? One of those Addison Rae/Charli D’Amelio TikTok types? THIS JUST IN: Page Six reports that the mystery lady on the left is allegedly 60-year-old Paula Abdul. And just like that, 2022 has given us a “PAUL(A) IS DEAD” Beatles-style death conspiracy!

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Open Post: Hosted By Kathy Hilton Reapplying Her Lipstick On Stage During Mariska Hargitay’s People’s Choice Awards Acceptance Speech

December 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Anyone who’d been under the impression that Kathy Hilton’s awkward, dim, and out-of-touch rich lady antics were reserved for her quirky and dysfunctional The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills persona would be incorrect; because Kathy also just brought her awkward, dim, and out-of-touch rich lady antics to the 2022 People’s Choice Awards stage. Last night, Kathy and a few of her RHOBH castmates took the stage as presenters, but when it was time to take a few steps back for Mariska Hargitay to give her acceptance speech for “drama TV star of 2022,” Kathy either forgot where she was or gave no fucks about decorum as she applied lipstick while on stage–also while on camera.

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Paris Hilton Denies Her Mother Kathy’s Claims She’s Struggling To Conceive A Child

November 17, 2022 / Posted by:

If you’re anything like me you’ve spent some of your dumb-down time watching the past season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where we were treated to ga-jillionaire Kathy Hilton throwing shade (and alleged tantrums) while looking 100% unbothered. She has no filter and gives zero fucks how anyone takes it. And speaking of taking it, former infrared ingenue Paris Hilton is not pleased with her mother’s loose lips after Kathy claimed Paris and her deadbeat dad husband Carter Reum are experiencing challenges conceiving a child. In response, Paris is admitting she has no idea what Kathy is talking about. Oh, Kathy. At it again!

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Kathy Hilton Denied Using A Gay Slur After Being Accused By Erika Jayne

October 27, 2022 / Posted by:

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion FINALLY concluded last night with part three, and while we didn’t really get further clarification of “Biggest Bully in HollywoodLisa Rinna’s dramatic account of Kathy Hilton basically going so raging apeshit that she defecated in her hands and threw it at innocent nightclub-goers (my mind’s just filling in the gaps here); the legally plagued Erika Jayne did lob the accusation that Queen Kathy called the club DJ an “old fucking f-g” after he wouldn’t acknowledge her song requests–which Kathy denies.

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Kathy Hilton Declares That Lisa Rinna Is The “Biggest Bully In Hollywood”

October 7, 2022 / Posted by:

The 65-part (I’m guessing) reunion for the 12th season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills starts airing next week. And while Erika Jayne didn’t really manage to get the glowing edit she probably wanted after her estranged husband, Tom Girardi‘s, legal troubles plagued her all last season, she’s probably excited to see that the real story at this year’s reunion won’t be whether or not she was involved with his financial schemes, but will instead be an analysis of just how much of a manipulative bitch is Lisa Rinna. The trailer is out and features Friend of the Housewives, Kathy Hilton, ripping into a fully plumped-up and bronzed Lisa with a gusto that I’m sure she usually reserves for the hired help!

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