Paris Hilton Thought She Might Be Asexual Before Meeting Her Husband, Carter Reum
Paris Hilton exists in pop culture largely because of her sex tape from the early aughts, croaking “that’s hot” in her sexy baby voice at every opportunity, and her revolving door of relationships and engagements throughout the years. Though I’d believe Paris if she decided to come out as photosexual since she’s prone to eye-fuck any lens that points in her direction, it’s surprising that she says she considered herself asexual until she met her current husband/baby daddy, Carter Reum (FYI, the “ct” in the middle of his last name is invisible, but not silent!).
According to Page Six, Paris spent years “questioning her sexuality” and claims she would only make out with most of her pieces, which she says would often lead to their demise. So, she started to believe she was asexual.
In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar, the hotel heiress, 42, revealed she thought she was asexual in her 20s despite her wild reputation around Hollywood.
“I was known as a sex symbol, but anything sexual terrified me,” she told the outlet. “I called myself the ‘kissing bandit’ because I only liked to make out. A lot of my relationships didn’t work out because of that.”
Hilton has been infamously linked to the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio, Rick Solomon with whom she made a sex tape and Benji Madden.
She has also been engaged four times — first to model Jason Shaw (2002-2003), Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis (2005), actor Chris Zylka (2018) and finally to Reum (2021)
And it wasn’t until she got with Carter that she realized she could be sexually attracted to someone other than her own reflection (see: pic above, where you could just cut that constipated sexual tension with a knife).
It wasn’t until Hilton met Reum at a family friend’s Thanksgiving gathering in 2019 that she felt a spark.
“It wasn’t until Carter that I finally am not that way,” Hilton explained. “I enjoy hooking up with my husband.”
She says she finally got what she deserves when she found a “good person” like Carter (maybe check with his estranged 10-year-old daughter about that), and her downstairs can finally catch tingles.
In fact, Reum helped Hilton realize why she had been lucking out in the love department for so long.
“He’s not famous. He’s smart. He comes from a nice family. He’s a good person,” she explained. “It was the opposite of what I had been used to when I was looking for guys.”
“I just feel like after all the hell I’ve been through, I’m finally getting what I deserve, which is someone I can trust and someone to build a real life with,” Hilton gushed.
But has Paris ever considered that her past dalliances never wanted to get past the kissing phase with her either since her 2000s breath probably reeked of racism, homophobia, and Valtrex? Of course not; she didn’t have time to self-reflect, she was too busy asexually reproducing a new generation of camera-humping fame addicts: Kim Kardashian and kin!
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