Category: All Dogs Go To Heaven

Open Post: Hosted By Spike, The New World’s Oldest Dog

January 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Pop quiz: Who loves eating Doritos all day, taking long naps, and luxuriating in baths? If you answered me, then you are right. But if you answered Spike, the chihuahua, you’re even more right! The now-famous Spike has reached the ripe age of 23, which makes him the newly crowned world’s oldest dog. Yes, it seems Doritos and baths are the key to a long life.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Brought His Human Her Comfort Teddy

September 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Anyone who gets the sads tends to have a ritual for feeling a little bit better. Maybe it’s taking a nap, eating a hearty, healthy meal (read: a family-size bag of Cheetos), or watching a full season of any TLC reality show to remind yourself that your life isn’t actually a trainwreck. If those options don’t work for you, then may I suggest an emotionally intelligent dog buddy? Yep, some animals support their humans during the tough times instead of licking their own butts (cut to me giving the side eye to my sister’s cat)!

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Former First Pup Bo Obama Has Died

May 9, 2021 / Posted by:

The Great Doggie Afterlife just opened its safety gates, checked for loose fence panels in the backyard, put out a new set of food and water dishes, and welcomed frolicking newcomer Bo Obama to its list of feisty, four-legged charges. No one could mistake the luscious charcoal tufts of curly fluff bounding over to the reception area, and the whole joint just got a lot more classy and glammed up, because good hair opens all the doors, and raggedy ol’ Becky can eat her heart out.

Bo, the Obamas’ beloved Portuguese Water Dog, died on Saturday at the age of 12, after a battle with cancer.

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Five People Have Been Arrested In The Kidnapping Of Lady Gaga’s Dogs And The Attempted Murder Of Her Dog Walker Ryan Fischer

April 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Justice is sizzling on the grill and seems about ready to be served, as five people have been busted and charged for their alleged roles in the dognapping of two of Lady Gaga’s French bulldogs as well as the attempted murder of her dog walker and friend, Ryan Fischer. At the end of February, Ryan was shot in the chest while walking Gaga’s three dogs, Miss Asia, Gustav, and Koji in Hollywood. Gustav and Koji were taken but Miss Asia was not. Which is why she should run the Paw Patrol. Gaga’s promise of a $500,000 reward led to the dogs being returned safely, and Ryan thankfully recovered from his gunshot wounds and was released from the hospital at the end of March. Well, Miss Asia better get her best testifyin’ outfit together, because she may have to do so in the future since those dirty dognappers have been arrested, including the woman who turned Gustav and Koji over and tried to get the reward. SHAME. LESS.

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Giggy Vanderpump Has Died

December 14, 2020 / Posted by:

Listen, shitting on 2020 has been done to death. We get it, it’s been a rough one. But the blows just keep coming! Over the weekend, it was the tragic news that Gigolo “Giggy” Vanderpump, the real star of Real Housewives of Beverly Hillspassed away. He was approximately ten years old. My religion is Real Housewives, so this one hit hard. Giggy’s owner, Lisa Vanderpump announced the little Pomeranian’s death on her Instagram, and shared that she and husband Ken Todd were “devastated”.

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