Category: Bitch Better Have My Money

50 Cent Says Bow Wow Owes Him Money After He Took Money Meant For Hard-Working Strippers

June 13, 2019 / Posted by:

50 Cent is really beating this whole debt collector side-hustle to death. He has come for his co-producer on Power Randall Emmett, he’s come for his bro from G-Unit, Tony Yayo–and those were just the ones I told you about. By the end of May the the list was growing fast. I’m not sure how it’s working out for the rest of the people 50 has come after, but he at least got his money from Mr. Randall who was, I guess, the most scared of 50’s wrath? Teairra Mari ain’t scurred… but she also did have to pay him. So one way or another, it seems 50 gets his. And now he’s coming after poor Lil Bow Wow. It seems Bow Wow went a little heavy with the ones at a strip club party funded by 50 and now 50 is collecting the tab.

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Katt Williams Claims Employees Stole $57 Million From Him

May 31, 2019 / Posted by:

Katt Williams is claiming employees stole $57 million from him. Which begs the immediate question, Katt Williams had $57 million to steal?! Like American dollars?! I know he’s a legendary comedian but the last thing I remember reading about Katt Williams was him getting into a fight with a 7th grader..

Well, Katt Williams is claiming he’s actually a victim of a crime instead of the perpetrator and that it was his own people who stole from him.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Getting Sued For $3.1 Million Because Of A Ski-And-Run Crash

January 30, 2019 / Posted by:

Patron Saint of Yoga And Menopause, Gwyneth Paltrow, is in trouble with the law again. But not for selling overpriced and under-useful vagina eggs. Goopy found another upper-class way to get in trouble with the law: a skiing accident. Yes, while us peasants are out here getting into car accidents, Queen of the Universe and Eleganza Gwyneth is out here allegedly colliding on the ski slopes.

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Chris Hansen Is Off The Hook For Writing Bad Checks

January 25, 2019 / Posted by:

TMZ is reporting that Chris Hansen of can let out a heavy sigh of relief because he’s no longer in trouble with the law over those checks he tried giving which had the same authenticity and worth as Monopoly money. He’s still out of a home and out of a marriage, but at least he’s not at risk for having awkward chow hall run-ins in prison with criminals he helped catch on To Catch A Predator….

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Chris Hansen Got Arrested For Writing Bad Checks

January 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Looks like noted pedo catcher Chris Hansen is having a little case of The Shoe Being On The Other Foot, but thankfully it’s like halfway on because yes: Chris was arrested. But! It had nothing to do with underage children. Phewf! Instead it was just a classic case of Rich Guy No Longer Has As Much Money As He Used To. Pour one out for Chris Hansen’s bank account.

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