Category: Music
Noel Gallagher And Sara MacDonald Are Done After 22 Years Together, And Liam Gallagher Cryptically Tweeted About It
Bloviating bell end Noel Gallagher spent the better part of 30 years feuding with his brother/former Oasis bandmate, Liam Gallagher, and they haven’t fucked with each other in about ten years after Noel quit the band. But, Noel and his second wife Sara MacDonald announced yesterday that they’re going their separate ways after being together for 22 years and married for 12. Shocking; he always seemed so placid! Ever since the dissolution of Oasis, rumors swirled that Sara’s contentious relationship with Liam was a factor in Noel leaving the band. Liam has wanted the band to reunite, and it seems like the divorce news spurred him to attempt to catch Noel’s attention by tweeting out songs he’d probably curated for this very occasion. Noel was also busy today releasing the first single from his band Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds‘ upcoming album.
Iggy Azalea Says She Sold Some Of Her Master Recordings And Never Has To Work Again
The insufferable centaur-assed rapper with an appropriated patois found nowhere near her native Australia, Iggy Azalea, bestowed upon us an early Thanksgiving miracle by hinting at the fact that she may be hanging up her White Chicks cosplay and ceasing her assault on our ears with any new material forever. Of course, she’d already once farted out that she was done with music but then tagged herself back in despite no one asking her to. Still, she reportedly recently just sold some of her master recordings and catalog in a deal lucrative enough for her to retire so we may be in luck this time.
Adele Says That Once Her Las Vegas Residency Is Over, She Plans To Take A Break From Music To Study English Literature
Some of us poors with endless student loan debt fantasize about having never attended college and instead striking it rich back in our youth because our mom helped release our sister’s sex tape (allegedly); but if you’re a millionaire like Kim Kardashian or Adele, apparently the dream is to further your studies just for funsies, because we all know Kim’s not going to step foot in court (as a lawyer, anyway). And now Adele just revealed that although she doesn’t plan to use the degree for anything, she’s going to stop making music for a bit to study English Literature after her residency ends.
Demi Lovato Said She Might Be Done Touring After Her Current “Holy Fvck” Tour Due To An Undisclosed Illness
Demi Lovato isn’t usually one to shy away from oversharing, whether it’s the sad sex skills of her ex-fiance, Max Ehrich, or giving us the math for how long she’s been “a bleeder,” but when it came to the Instagram Stories she posted and deleted yesterday where she said she was “so sick” and that her current Holy Fvck tour would be her last, Demi was more tight-lipped with details than normal.
Britney Spears And Elton John’s “Hold Me Closer” Duet Is Here
Britney Spears’ last album Glory came out in 2016, and since then she hasn’t released new music beyond yodeling on Instagram. Well, it’s Britney’s return to music, bitch! As we’ve been hearing about for what feels like eons, Brit Brit joined forces with Sir Elton John for a re-working of his classic Tiny Dancer (or “the song that the lady from How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days sings on a bus in that old movie” as my uneducated little cousin calls it) called Hold Me Closer. The song also features a heavy serving of Sir Elton’s The One along with a spoonful of Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. It’s finally here, and Tony Danza’s ears must be tingling something extra today as we all warble out “Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza” while listening to Brit Brit and Elt Elt’s duet.
Iggy Azalea Announced That She’s Returning To Music Just One Year After Announcing That She Was Leaving Music
Last year after dropping her album, The End of An Era, rapper/prolific Twitter troll/controversial shit-stirrer Iggy Azalea told everyone that she was going to take her puzzling, contrived drawl and go home. But, lucky for her several fans and unlucky for her haters–like rappers Bhad Bhabie and her former mentor, T.I.—Billboard reported that she’s had a change of heart and decided that her era actually didn’t end–she’s tagging herself back in just one year later and anyone who doesn’t like it can go “cry about it.”