Category: Music
Beyoncé’s New Album, “Renaissance”, Has Leaked Two Days Early
Ruh-roh! Beyoncé’s album, Renaissance, has been leaked 36 hours ahead of its scheduled July 29 midnight release date. Fans spotted CD copies of the album for sale in stores in France and the Netherlands and posted about it on Twitter. It’s unclear if it was a calculated move, or a simple screw-up, with the stores’ employees putting the CDs out too early. Either way, it didn’t take long for some dastardly European pirate to burn the CD (O.M.G., retro!), rip the tracks into MP3s, and upload the music to the Internet. Variety reports that they easily found “high-quality flac files that certainly sound like the album within a matter of minutes.” TMZ says that the songs “Alien Superstar,” “Church Girl” and “Cuff It” are all making the rounds on social media. Needless to say, the Beyhive is pissed. They’re ready to take the leaker out like the bees did Thomas J. from My Girl!
Bret Michaels Was Hospitalized During A Tour Stop In Nashville
It may be time to pack away your cans of Aqua Net, leather titty holsters, fingerless gloves, and extra pair of pocket panties to toss on stage for Bret Michaels to sop up his sweat with; because on Poison’s most recent tour stop the band had to break it to a horde of horny ladies of the 90s and 80s that Bret had to be taken to the hospital.
Open Post: Hosted By The Cover Art For Beyoncé’s New Album, “Renaissance”
Two weeks ago, Beyoncé announced that Renaissance, her seventh studio album, will be released on July 29. Then, nine days ago she dropped the first single, “Break My Soul”. Today Beyoncé once again blessed us, this time with the Renaissance cover art. In it, a near-naked Bey sits atop a glowing horse (she also did the horse thing for her recent British Vogue cover). Fans are already comparing the image to John Collier’s 19th-century painting of Lady Godiva and Bianca Jagger’s iconic equine moment at Studio 54. Yeah, but those basic-ass horses didn’t glow like a disco ball, so Beyoncé wins. Continue reading
Beyonce Announces That A New Album Is Upon Us
You definitely already know this news because I’m sure you were woken up in the middle of the night by an extremely loud buzzing alarm and you thought it was the end of the world. But please, this is BIGGER news. It was from the Beyhive ringing the alarm that their lord, savior, and the reason why they were given the sense of hearing (to hear Beyonce with) and the sense of sight (to see Beyonce with) is back! Seen above in a candid shot from British Vogue of her casually riding into Sunday brunch, Beyonce announced that her seventh studio album, Renaissance, will drop from the heavens on July 29. That day was supposed to be National Lasagna Day, and I say “was supposed to be” because all the holidays on that day have been wiped away to make room for International Beyonaissance Day! Sorry, Garfield.
Justin Timberlake Sold His Music Catalog For A Cool $100 Million
In news that finally isn’t about him being stank to a woman who is exponentially more talented than him and then issuing a way-too-late and not-at-all convincing apology for it (see here and here), Justin Timberlake has sold his music catalog. People says that Justin sealed the deal with Hipgnosis Song Management for around $100 million and it includes the copyrights of about 200 of his songs including hits like “Cry Me a River” and “Rock Your Body.”
Adele Has A Song Called “I Drink Wine” And There’s A New Teaser For Her CBS Special And Accompanying Oprah Interview
Big news in Adele World. There’s a brand new teaser for her CBS special Adele: One Night Only, and it features clips of the Brit crooning in front of LA’s Griffith Observatory plus a quick glimpse of the accompanying Oprah interview. The main takeaway is that both ladies are dressed like they’re about to burst into “You Don’t Own Me!” with Diane Keaton.
In other news, the full “30” tracklist has dropped ahead of the album’s November 19 release. Songs include future white girl drinking anthem called, “I Drink Wine,” a second version of Adele’s hit single “Easy On Me” featuring country/bluegrass star Chris Stapleton, and a track titled, “Wild Wild West.” Pleeease tell me it’s a cover of the 1999 Will Smith ft. Dru Hill and Kool Mo Dee classic. Although, can prose that perfect really be improved upon? Continue reading