Category: Love Is Dead

Open Post: Hosted By A Possibly Single Taylor Swift Choking On A Bug

June 5, 2023 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour has been a magical, religious experience for many of her obsessive fans, but some of the shows haven’t been without their hiccups. A few weeks ago, a trap door Taylor was supposed to dive into didn’t open on time. And Last night during her Chicago show, she had two viral moments when her faulty mic wouldn’t work, AND she choked and sputtered after swallowing a bug. But one repulsive thing Taylor won’t have in her mouth anymore? “Fucking slack-jawed fuckwitMatty Healy! Because Taylor and Matty (Tatty?) have reportedly called it quits.

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Noel Gallagher And Sara MacDonald Are Done After 22 Years Together, And Liam Gallagher Cryptically Tweeted About It

January 17, 2023 / Posted by:

Bloviating bell end Noel Gallagher spent the better part of 30 years feuding with his brother/former Oasis bandmate, Liam Gallagher, and they haven’t fucked with each other in about ten years after Noel quit the band. But, Noel and his second wife Sara MacDonald announced yesterday that they’re going their separate ways after being together for 22 years and married for 12. Shocking; he always seemed so placid! Ever since the dissolution of Oasis, rumors swirled that Sara’s contentious relationship with Liam was a factor in Noel leaving the band. Liam has wanted the band to reunite, and it seems like the divorce news spurred him to attempt to catch Noel’s attention by tweeting out songs he’d probably curated for this very occasion. Noel was also busy today releasing the first single from his band Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds‘ upcoming album.

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Pete Davidson And Emily Ratajkowski Are Over

December 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Cancel Valentine’s Day! True love doesn’t exist. Dreams don’t come true, so put away the “good” throw pillows, Amy Davidson! It’s time to pour one out for bona fide romance (“teehee, you said ‘bona,’” giggled Pete) because Pete Davidson and Emily Ratajkowski have already ended before we had a chance to find out if they ever actually began.

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Pete Davidson Was Supposedly “Bummed” To See Pap Pictures Of Emily Ratajkowski With Another Man

December 16, 2022 / Posted by:

The eternal flame of love that is Pete Davidson and Emily Ratajkowski‘s minute rice relationship may be ending sooner than we all thought. Or, later than we all thought, if you believe in love the way I do. Because apparently, EmRata is dating others. This is shocking news, I know, but we better not let Pete’s mom Amy find out because she will definitely pull up to EmRata’s house ready to whoop that ass. Meanwhile, now that he knows he’s not the only one, Pete is dealing with a case of the sads, even though it’s now being reported that they were never exclusive in the first place.

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An Australian Woman Woke From A Coma To Discover Her Fiancé Moved In With Another Woman

June 9, 2022 / Posted by:

If you feel like complaining about your life today please listen to the story of The Coma Companion, which is not a limited BBC series (but should be). Unfortunately, this tale has been ripped from the pages of Brie Duval‘s life. After a freak accident left her in a coma for five months, Brie discovered, upon awakening, that her fiancé of four years had moved on to a new relationship, never once visiting her while she was in the hospital AND blocking her from ever contacting him again.

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Michael B. Jordan And Lori Harvey Have Broken Up

June 6, 2022 / Posted by:

I’m sure most of you had forgotten that life-sized action figure Michael B. Jordan and professional girlfriend Lori Harvey have been dating for over a year. But after a year of perfectly crafted social media posts, the love between 35-year-old Michael and 25-year-old Lori is over. No word if they broke up because Diddy convinced her to date someone else in his family

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