Category: School Is For Suckers

A Dolly Parton And Miley Cyrus Song And Michelangelo’s David Have Joined The List Of Things People Want Banned From Schools

March 28, 2023 / Posted by:

In the ever-growing list of things that people have decided to get outraged about and demand that they be pulled from schools, the Dolly Parton and Miley Cyrus song Rainbowland and Michelangelo’s David are the newest additions. You know, because with school shootings continuing to be a regular occurrence in the US, it’s Dolly Parton’s beautiful yodel and David’s 522-year-old marble goodies that are a threat to children.

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Adele Says That Once Her Las Vegas Residency Is Over, She Plans To Take A Break From Music To Study English Literature

October 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Some of us poors with endless student loan debt fantasize about having never attended college and instead striking it rich back in our youth because our mom helped release our sister’s sex tape (allegedly); but if you’re a millionaire like Kim Kardashian or Adele, apparently the dream is to further your studies just for funsies, because we all know Kim’s not going to step foot in court (as a lawyer, anyway). And now Adele just revealed that although she doesn’t plan to use the degree for anything, she’s going to stop making music for a bit to study English Literature after her residency ends.

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Kanye West’s Christian Private School Is Making Parents Sign NDAs

September 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Because the American education system hasn’t taken enough hits over the years, Kanye West decided to enter the ring. Yes, Kanye’s Donda Academy is a Christian private school that reportedly costs $15,000 a year in tuition, is yet to be accredited by any sort of official body, and parents have to sign an NDA when their kids enroll. NOTHING TO SEE HERE! Very normal behavior all around, AS USUAL with Kanye West. I wonder if the kids pull their uniforms out of garbage bags at the beginning of the year?

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