The insufferable centaur-assed rapper with an appropriated patois found nowhere near her native Australia, Iggy Azalea, bestowed upon us an early Thanksgiving miracle by hinting at the fact that she may be hanging up her White Chicks cosplay and ceasing her assault on our ears with any new material forever. Of course, she’d already once farted out that she was done with music but then tagged herself back in despite no one asking her to. Still, she reportedly recently just sold some of her master recordings and catalog in a deal lucrative enough for her to retire so we may be in luck this time.
Iggy Azalea Announced That She’s Returning To Music Just One Year After Announcing That She Was Leaving Music
Last year after dropping her album, The End of An Era, rapper/prolific Twitter troll/controversial shit-stirrer Iggy Azalea told everyone that she was going to take her puzzling, contrived drawl and go home. But, lucky for her several fans and unlucky for her haters–like rappers Bhad Bhabie and her former mentor, T.I.—Billboard reported that she’s had a change of heart and decided that her era actually didn’t end–she’s tagging herself back in just one year later and anyone who doesn’t like it can go “cry about it.”
Iggy Azalea is no stranger to talk of appropriation, and while she thinks it’s a subjective topic, many do not. And Iggy has been called out yet again after she released the video for her song I Am The Stripclub, which features a scene where it looks like she just graduated from Kim Kardashian’s Kommunity Kollege of Blackfishing. Iggy looks more like what you’d get if you ordered Amber Rose from the clearance section of Wish.com with a touch of bootleg Christina Aguilera (Just call her Iggylera). But not so fast, people! According to Iggy and her makeup artist, it’s the lighting!
The Judge In Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Case Denied Her Request To Remove Her Dad As Co-Conservator (UPDATE)
Before Britney Spears finally spoke up for herself in court and painted her dad/co-conservator, Jamie Spears, as an abusive monster and said that she wants out of her 13-year conservatorship, her court-appointed lawyer, Samuel D. Ingham III, legally requested for Jamie Spears to be removed as her co-conservator. That was in November 2020. Well, Judge Brenda Penny denied that request. The #FreeBritney people will not be pleased and they will require blood in exchange for this. Meanwhile, Iggy Azalea has come out with some details on Jamie Spears which will only increase the bloodlust of Team #FreeBritney.
On Monday, Iggy Azalea posted a TikTok video, letting us know that she still has it and allegedly makes thirsty celebrity dudes slide into her DMs, and write her notes like, “I want to kiss the inside of your butt hole.” I mean damn, that dude knows the way to a woman’s heart is through kissing her butt hole. Unless the woman is Julianne Hough; then be careful what happens!
Iggy Azalea Is Glad She Publicly Called Out Playboi Carti For Being A Shitty Dad And Cheater Because Now Things Will “Change For The Better”
While most of us spent our Christmas Eve roasting chestnuts on an open fire (no, none of us did that, unless it’s a sexy euphemism), former rapper Iggy Azalea spent her Christmas Eve roasting Playboy Carti, her ex-boyfriend and the father of her baby, on Twitter for abandoning their child on Christmas and for passing his cheating slut peen to another during her entire pregnancy, among other things. Because of Iggy’s Twitter bashing of Playboi Carti, she trended on Christmas Eve in 2020. Now that’s the real Christmas miracle! But after all that, Iggy now says that she and Carti have talked it out and she’s going to give him a chance to do right by their son.