Liam Gallagher Still Has A Very Healthy Relationship With His Brother

May 25, 2016 / Posted by:

If I know anything about Liam and Noel Gallagher, it’s that the only thing they hate more than Adele and popular music is each other. Now, there are two ways to keep the fires of a feud burning. You can pull a Mariah Carey and softly fan the hot coals of hate by continually refusing to acknowledge said person you’re feuding with. Or you can do like Liam Gallagher did recently and dump an entire can of gasoline on it.

This all happened on Twitter, which makes sense, since Twitter is basically the internet’s unsupervised fire pit. The Independent isn’t sure what set Liam off, but they think it might have had something to do with some positive comments Noel received during a recent Gigwise interview about his upcoming third solo album. Because he’s such a sweet, supportive younger brother, Liam decided to congratulate Noel by coming hard for him and his producer David Holmes. David was dragged into this mess, because he was responsible for the nice words, which included calling Noel’s new album “fun.” Liam opened with a slap at David for being a “YES man“, then proceeded to shit all over Noel and compare him to a ground-dwelling vegetable.

A POTATO! Liam and Johnny Depp must have read from the same library book. A Twitter rant isn’t complete without torching the bridge you crossed to become famous, so Liam concluded his online tantrum by releasing this poetic nugget:

I’ll be honest, I don’t understand most of what Liam Gallagher was trying to say. I even pulled out my English to Angry Wanker dictionary, and I still had trouble comprehending it. All I really got from all of that nonsense is that Liam is a fan of Wham!’s “Club Tropicana.” Or maybe he isn’t? Maybe there’s a club called the Tropicana that has been serving Liam an endless supply of free drinks. If that’s the case, then I think I’ve solved the mystery of what caused Liam’s brain to make such little sense while tweeting. Dear bartenders at the Tropicana: Cut Liam off! And when you get a minute, can you also tell me where you’re located and if the rumors are true that the booze is free there?


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