The insufferable centaur-assed rapper with an appropriated patois found nowhere near her native Australia, Iggy Azalea, bestowed upon us an early Thanksgiving miracle by hinting at the fact that she may be hanging up her White Chicks cosplay and ceasing her assault on our ears with any new material forever. Of course, she’d already once farted out that she was done with music but then tagged herself back in despite no one asking her to. Still, she reportedly recently just sold some of her master recordings and catalog in a deal lucrative enough for her to retire so we may be in luck this time.
Kanye West doesn’t have enough money. And apparently the Gap is in the same unenviable position. So what are two broke ass bitches to do about it? Team up, that’s what! According to The New York Times, Kanye has just signed a 10-year deal with Gap for a line called Yeezy Gap, allowing you, the even broker, to help cement Kanye’s status as “Christian genius billionaire on paper but not actually a billionaire” for years to come.