Category: Lori Loughlin

Lori Loughlin Thinks Going To Trial Is Her Only Chance At Redemption!

April 30, 2019 / Posted by:

In her continued battle with reality, sources are saying that Lori Loughlin believes trial is her one shot at saving her “reputation” and also avoiding going to prison in the Operation Varsity Blues rich-people crime syndicate. I would focus on the prison part, girlie, me thinks the reputation is a lost cause. After allegedly spending $500,000 to fake your daughters’ way into USC, not even Taylor Swift album could save your brand now.

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Aunt Becky And Mossimo May Play The “We Didn’t Know We Were Bribing Anyone” Card 

April 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Yes, the people going, “Oh God, I can’t with your asses,” in the background speak for us all!

Lori Loughlin and Mossimo are facing decades upon decades in the clink, because they refused to take a plea deal and plead guilty, so they got even more charges thrown at them for their alleged involvement in the college admissions scandal. We already heard from a source who claimed that Aunt Becky and Mossimo were telling people that they didn’t know they were doing anything illegal by bribing an official, but if they said that in court, there’s a good chance Lady Justice would fart on both of their mouths. Because the court doesn’t really count ignorance of a law as an excuse. So they’ve reportedly came up with another genius excuse!

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Lori Loughlin Is Thinking Of Pleading Guilty To Save Her Daughters From Getting Charged

April 23, 2019 / Posted by:

People says that fter pleading not guilty to using $500,000 to allegedly bribe their daughters’ way into USC because that’s super important, or something, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo have found themselves in a bad place. Felicity Huffman and other members of the scam have made off like bandits and are maybe (probably not) going to spend tops 4 months in a high-class prison where you shower by yourself–meanwhile Lori and Mossimo are looking at longer in maybe a little less-nice prison. Like maybe three to a shower–we’ll see if they throw the book at them. Well now, Lori and Mossimo are thinking of changing that plea and it’s all because they want to save themselves time in prison their daughters.

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Sources Say That Friends Believe Operation Varsity Blues Was Mossimo’s Fault, Not Lori Loughlin’s

April 18, 2019 / Posted by:

In Time-For-A-Pivot News: Lori Loughlin seems to be having a source pop over to Us Weekly behind Mossimo Giannulli‘s back, as now there are sources who are claiming that they think this whole college admission mess, which has led to her and her husband being charged with crimes punishable with up to 40 years in prison, is actually all his fault. Oh girl, get the popcorn, it’s time for these self-obsessed, greedy rich folk to turn on each other.

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One Of Lori Loughlin’s Daughters May Be Under Criminal Investigation For Her Role In Operation Varsity Blues

April 17, 2019 / Posted by:

One of Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli‘s precious angels has received a spidergram, which is basically the scariest piece of mail you can imagine. It’s usually a spider hiding in your mailbox wearing a top-hat and holding out a silver tray that holds an envelope containing your STD test results. But in this case it’s a “target letter” from the Department of Justice informing them that they’re under investigation. According to The Daily Mail, it’s unclear which daughter got the spidergram, but both Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose are probably sleeping with one eye open.

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Lori Loughlin Is Worried About Her Daughters Testifying In Court

April 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Get ready to think that Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli are bigger fools than you previously thought. A “legal source” (Lori’s publicist trying to wear two hats and also provide her some legal support) is blabbing to People all about how Lori is devastated by this Operation Varsity Blues situation she finds herself in which she ALLEGEDLY created for herself through her own selfish, hubristic, greedy and pretentious actions. But more than anything, she’s wOrRiEd FoR hEr ChIlDrEn. Pfft! The same ones who can’t row?

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