Category: Lori Loughlin
The Full Cast Of The 30th Season Of “Dancing With The Stars” Was Announced
The entire cast of who will shimmy for attention and a check on the new season of Dancing with the Stars was announced this morning. We already heard that YouTuber JoJo Siwa joined the cast and will be part of the U.S. version’s first same-sex pair. Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast Sunisa “Suni” Lee was also named as a contestant, as well as world-renowned collegiate rower Olivia Jade. And today, we learned that also part of the cast is Sporty Spice herself, Melanie Chisholm, from the Spice Girls. Pack it up losers! It’s time to spice up your goddamn lives!
Olivia Jade Will Probably Be On The Upcoming Season Of “Dancing With The Stars”
A mother’s love knows no bounds. Lord knows Lori Loughlin sacrificed her very freedom to give her daughter Olivia Jade the opportunity to drop out of USC after one semester, which she wouldn’t have been able to do on her own had her parents not bribed her way in. Without Lori and her husband Mossimo Giannulli‘s intervention, Olivia would be broke and unemployable instead of joining the cast of season 30 of Dancing With The Stars! Which she is, according to TMZ.
A Judge Had Granted Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Gianulli Permission To Travel To Mexico
If anyone’s earned a little R&R this year it’s Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Gianulli who have both completed their prison sentences for their involvement in the Varsity Blues college admissions scandal. Do you know how hard it is to get a good base layer of a suntan in the clink?! It’s practically impossible. And while Lori can ask her daughter Olivia Jade for some makeup-tips, no amount of Tom Ford For Men bronzing gel is going to help Mossimo get back to his pre-incarceration burnished umber glow. And so, two months after Mossimo’s release from prison, and 6 months after Lori’s, the pair are headed to Mexico. But they had to get a judge’s permission to go. According to TMZ, the judge has deemed them worthy of overpriced margaritas and gringo tacos in San Jose del Cabo.
Mossimo Giannulli Got Out Of Prison Early
Mossimo Giannulli was sentenced to five months in prison for his part in the College Admissions Scandal. Mossimo and his wife Lori Loughlin took a plea deal and pled guilty after they were charged for using $500,000 to pay their daughters’ ways into USC. Lori was sentenced to 2 months in prison and got out last Christmas. Mossimo was sentenced to 5 months and kept trying to get out early and released into home confinement. Well, Mossimo got his wish. He was released two weeks early and is either starring in the legal-system sitcom, Halfway House, or is on home confinement in his mansion.
Olivia Jade “Clapped Back” At Someone Who Joked About The College Admissions Scandal
Olivia Jade, the daughter of convicted felons Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, decided to take the time out of her day to respond to someone who decided to poke at her. Since she notoriously got into USC via faking her rowing credentials, complete with false imagery, Olivia has to deal with people fucking with her and someone did just that but forgot to check their spelling first. And obviously, those ten minutes in English class at college paid off, because Olivia made fun of their mistake.
Lori Loughlin Got Papped For The First Time Since Leaving Prison
Lori Loughlin managed to go her whole prison stint without getting papped in the yard, unlike fellow rich-schemer, Felicity Huffman. Both participated in the College Admissions Scandal, which rounded up rich folk for buying their kids’ ways into prestigious universities. Lori finally took a plea deal and pleaded guilty, getting two months in prison, while her husband, Mossimo Giannulli got five months and will be out next month. Lori was released back in December and she’s been low-key since. Well no longer! Lori finally got around to calling the paps. I mean, the paps finally caught up to Lori and she made the most out of that pap stroll by wearing a sweater in varsity blue while doing charity work.