Today is a sad day for justice, and I’m not talking about “Orange Justice” (that is a Fortnite joke for those of you who try to stay out of such matters). I’m talking about the American legal system once again FAILING one of it’s citizens in another crack in the clear and obvious fault in a system that seeks to continually destroy the oppressed. Today, Alfonso Ribeiro is the victim of this system, because the The U.S. Copyright Office have stamped “DENIED” on his request to copyright his totally original pillar stone of modern society, the “Carlton Dance.” Continue reading
Kim Kardashian’s Bodyguard Got Sued By Her Insurance Company For Her Diamonds Getting Stolen In Paris
Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint in Paris two years ago. Well, it’s been a long time and she’s recovered I think pretty nicely. And by that I mean she still lives her vacuous life, and still gets embarrassed by her imbecile husband Kanye West, and she even frees prisoners occasionally when she needs the good press. That’s a bounce back, in my opinion. Oh and she also got paid $6.1 million from her insurance company for the stolen items. Cha-ching!
If I suddenly became rich and famous overnight, the first thing would be to reinforce all my doors and windows with steel bars. Because if I’ve learned anything about famous people over the past two years, it’s that their houses keep getting robbed. From John Mayer to Emmy Rossum to Kendall Jenner to Nicki Minaj, famous people can’t keep their stuff safe from thieves. Christina Milian is the latest celebrity to get hit by criminals, and apparently her house was so nice, it was burgled twice.
Quick! Someone put an APB out on Alexis Neiers, because it looks like The Bling Ring is back in action! Well, either The Bling Ring Redux or some other boring regular old house robbers are back in action, because John Mayer has had his house burgled, and they’ve mostly taken his fancy watch collection.