Category: Lindsay Lohan

Open Post: Hosted By The First Photos Of Lindsay Lohan’s Netflix Christmas Movie

October 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is returning to the big screen (well, only if your TV is huge). Last year, Lilo shot a Netflix movie called Falling for Christmas. It’s a Hallmark-esque holiday flick co-starring Chord Overstreet. Yesterday was October 3, aka Mean Girls Day (it’s the day Aaron Samuels asks Cady what day it was), and marketing guru Lindsay celebrated by posting the Falling for Christmas poster to her Instagram. She captioned it, “it’s October 3rd. now mark your calendars for November 10th.” Netflix also dropped a bunch of stills from the film. Get in losers, we’re going to watch 36-year-old Lilo make her millionth comeback (this time in gigantic sleeves puffier than her lips!)!

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Mickey Rourke Called Tom Cruise “Irrelevant” On “Piers Morgan Uncensored”

July 12, 2022 / Posted by:

New Suppressive Person just dropped! Piers Morgan tried to remake Battlefield Earth in his studio by inviting Mickey Rourke on his show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, where he glibly goaded him into talking shit about Tom Cruise. Mickey, who appears to be coming for Bruce Willisretracted bulk Razzie nomination with 10 dubious-looking IMDB credits in either pre or post-production slated for 2023, told Piers that he thinks Tom is “irrelevant in [his] world.” Considering that Tom’s practically a God in his, this is not the War of the Worlds remake we need right now. But I suppose it’s one we deserve for throwing all our little dollars at Top Gun: Maverik this summer. Mickey also accused Tom of “doing the same f’ing part for 35 years,” and said he wants to be an actor more like “Monty Cliff, or Brando back in the day,” which is encouraging. We might be able to avoid a full-scale intergalactic conflict by gently encouraging Mickey to look in a mirror and telling him what year it is.

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Lindsay Lohan And Bader Shammas Are Married

July 2, 2022 / Posted by:

This past November, Lindsay Lohan announced that she was engaged to her man of a couple of years Bader Shammas. And as everyone Googled, “Who is Bader Shammas?”, Dina Lohan probably Googled, “What is Bader Shammas’ net worth?” (answers: Bader Shammas is a Kuwait-born financier whose net worth is reportedly $4 million). Well, Bader Shammas can now count White Oprah and Michael Lohan as his in-laws because he and LiLo are officially married. We’re really living in the reboot of the early-aughts because every single star from that legendarily messy car picture got married within a year of each other. Paris Hilton got hitched in November and Britney Spears got married last month. Hopefully, LiLo brought a little early-aughts elegance into her wedding by wearing a Von Dutch trucker hat with a veil.

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Lindsay Lohan Has Been Liking Social Media Comments About Her Being Pregnant

April 13, 2022 / Posted by:

At the very least, we can confirm that Lindsay Lohan has tested positive for: ATTENTION. Because the jury is still effectively out on whether or not the hints she’s been dropping are legitimate proof that Lindsay Lohan might currently be pregnant with a baby. But as some sharp-eyed fans have noted, Lindsay appears to have been leaving clues in the comments section of a recent Instagram post, by way of some carefully-placed likes.

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Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Reflecting On Her Past Looks

April 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan did a video for Vogue where she “breaks down” eighteen of her looks from 1998 to present day. Lilo starts with the red carpet premiere of The Parent Trap and finishes with a promotional photo of her and Chord Overstreet on the set of Netflix’s upcoming Christmas rom-com, Falling for Christmas. Unfortunately, Vogue omitted every single one of her mid-2000s crotch flashes. Booo!

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Lindsay Lohan Got A Two-Picture Deal With Netflix

March 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood comeback (part 1,294) began about a year ago when Netflix gave her a Christmas movie to star in. There are likely many who figured Lindsay’s time with Netflix would end with Netflix scrapping that Christmas movie and demanding Lindsay return the 10lb bag of fake snow she stole from the set. But filming went off without a hitch and Falling for Christmas will drop on Netflix this holiday season. Netflix must have been so impressed with Lindsay’s performance, that they’ve gone ahead and given her two more films to make.

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