Britney Spears’ Lawyer Claims That Jamie Spears Is Dodging A Deposition
Despite the fact that Britney Spears has officially been officially granted her freedom, she still has to deal with the man who continually qualifies for Hell’s annual Father of the Year Awards (I hear they celebrate with a BBQ catered by bugs, and everyone gets two drink coupons for a glass of languished screams). That would be because Britney’s lawyer Mathew Rosengart has pledged to hold Britney’s daddy, Jamie Spears, accountable for all that he allegedly did, while he was in control of Britney’s life and finances over the past 13 years. The only issue here is that Jamie might be doing the absolute most to avoid talking to Mathew or the courts. At least that’s what Mathew has heavily implied when he filed documents that essentially dare to ask (do it, Rockapella) Where in the World is Jamie Spears?
Toward the end of the #FreeBritney saga, Jamie Spears attempted to come out of this mess looking like the good guy by filing a petition to end Britney’s conservatorship, and that he only wants what’s best for his daughter. Two months later, Britney was finally #Freed, and all was good in the world. Except when it came to the topic of Britney’s numerous allegations against her father and the conservatorship in general, that was the opposite of good. Britney claimed all kinds of horrible, awful shit, like that she wasn’t allowed to be in control of her own reproductive rights, and that she was under near-constant surveillance. Like that her conservators tapped her phone and bugged her bedroom in an attempt to deny her as much privacy as possible. That’s what Mathew wants to talk about because it has been alleged that Jamie Spears hired a surveillance company called Black Box to spy on Britney using Britney’s own money. Financial misconduct isn’t exactly a new allegation to Jamie Spears, and Jamie knew this moment was coming. And yet, Jamie is more absent than Jamie Lynn Spears’ name from the New York Times Bestsellers List. via Page Six:
In the 21-page filing, the high-powered attorney, 56, slams Jamie Spears for “running and hiding” from his deposition and for “stonewalling” the ongoing legal battle with Britney, 40.
“Despite his demonstrably false claims that he has ‘nothing to hide’ and would therefore ‘hide nothing,’ James P. Spears has been running and hiding from his deposition and accounting for his misconduct – under oath – as required by law,” Rosengart states in the docs, which were filed Wednesday.
Mathew points out that Jamie has publicly claimed that he’d “unconditionally cooperate” with any investigation and be as transparent as possible, he’s actually being about as transparent as a sheet of concrete. Mathew also notes that Jamie has been dragging his feet for six months, and that enough is enough. Because Mathew really wants to talk about where Jamie got the money to hire a spy company, and Mathew alleges in those documents that were filed that Jamie concealed any evidence that he used Britney’s money from the courts during the conservatorship talks. Mathew says that Jamie “can run but cannot hide,” and that they’ll find him in any city or state. Okay, go ahead and check the nearest gator-filled swamp. Because I have a feeling you’ll Jamie in some incognito-style sunglasses dumping a stew of fish guts and credit card receipts into it.
And it’s not just some hunch Mathew has. According to Page Six, there is alleged evidence that has been submitted by an ex-FBI forensic investigator that supports his theory. Mathew wants Jamie to step up and start talking, but Mathew has also noted in those documents that he doesn’t want Jamie to say the words, “I plead the fifth” the second he opens his yapper. Mathew was specifically requested that Jamie be prevented from exercising his fifth amendment rights. And then Mathew also has accused Jamie of talking, just not in court, by alleging that Jamie has been “harassing and bullying” Britney Spears. Looks like it’s time for me to comb through Britney’s Instagram posts and see if any of the rude comments that have been coming her way were typed out by a user named @LouisianaGritsGobbler.