Category: Losers and Jerks

Charlie Sheen Just Settled His HIV Lawsuit From 2017

August 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Infamous Lothario, Charlie Sheen (seen here holding up the number of sexual partners he’s had in the amount of time it took you to read the title), just settled a lawsuit from June 2017 in which an ex-girlfriend accused him of knowingly exposing her to HIV by not disclosing his positive status despite him being aware of it since 2011. Charlie settled with the plaintiff, named in documents as “Jane Doe,” and will be doing the opposite of “winningggg” by paying her $120,000, according to Page Six.

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A Judge Decided That Jamie Spears Must Sit For A Deposition With Britney’s Lawyer

July 14, 2022 / Posted by:

While Britney Spears has been free of her conservatorship for the better part of a year and was even able to make her dream wedding to Sam Asghari happen despite her rank fart of an ex-husband, Jason Alexander trying (and failing) to wreck the whole thing, there’s still one sloppy fly with a thick, Louisiana drawl stuck in the proverbial ointment who just won’t LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE: her dad, Jamie Spears. Last month in his never-ending quest to take the crown for “Worst Father Ever,” Jamie Spears was still bobbin’ and weavin’ away from being deposed by Britney’s trusty lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, while simultaneously insisting to Britney “nah, yew first!” While the judge in the case finally ruled yesterday that Jamie will have to take a seat and start talking, he’s holding off until the end of the month before deciding if Britney will have to sit for a deposition as well.

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Dr. Oz is Tied With His Primary Opponent In The Pennsylvania Republican Senate Race

May 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Since his own family apparently hates him, Dr. Mehmet Oz has done his best to make his political papa Donald Trump proud by running as his preferred patsy in the Pennsylvania Republican Senate primary. And his best might just have been enough to eke out a win. ABC News reports that the results of last night’s race are too close to call, with Dr. Oz just a handful of votes ahead of his closest rival Dave McCormick. I’m sure Dr. Oz wants to win very badly because the punishment for disappointing daddy Trump is to be chained to a radiator in Rudy Giuliani’s subterranean lair as Rudy scuttles around catching cockroaches to eat while lecturing him on the finer points of election fraud.

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