Category: Lady Gaga
Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga Doing The “Bloody Wednesday” Challenge On TikTok
The “Bloody Wednesday” challenge, where TikTokers attempt to recreate Jenna Ortega’s deadpan dance sequence from Netflix’s smash show, Wednesday, has been obnoxiously overrunning feeds for a bit now. Celebs and normies alike have been begging for someone, anyone to lie to them about how fun and great at dancing they are by half-heartedly attempting to hit the moves that Wednesday busted on the show to Goo Goo Muck by The Cramps. But a variation of the trend has people setting the choreography to Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga, so Mother Monster decided to give the challenge a try.
The Man Who Shot Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker Was Sentenced To 21 Years In Prison
Despite the fact that law enforcement and the justice system are known to be stalwart, trustworthy institutions, somehow, the gunman in the February 2021 attack in which Lady Gaga’s dog walker, Ryan Fischer, was brutally beaten and shot, and two of her three French bulldogs were stolen was accidentally released from prison because of a “clerical error” back in April while awaiting trial. Oopsie! But luckily, the gunman, 19-year-old James Howard Jackson, was recaptured a few months later and was just sentenced to 21 years in the slammer for his role in the attack.
Lady Gaga Got Choked Up After Having To Cancel The Final Show Of Her Tour Because Of Lightning Storms
I don’t know if the Katy Cats, or whoever the Little Monsters’ rivals are, cast some kind of hex over the weekend but their Queen was felled by the forces of nature in Miami this past Saturday. Lady Gaga was forced to cancel the closing show of her Chromatica Ball Tour because of lightning storms. Or maybe the Gods just wondered why she closes her setlist with that Top Gun: Maverick trash. Zeus was like: “Really? Hold My Hand to close? Mmmm, let’s just skip it tonight.”
Lady Gaga Appeared To Be Protected From A Thrown Object By An Invisible Shield On Stage
Lady Gaga is a mystical being who over the years has seemed to possess an invisible force field that blocks lots of things–like House of Gucci Oscars, Heidi Montag being able to secure a career in the music industry, and having to make small talk with Caitlyn Jenner at their local Starby’s. This week though, it looks like she had an actual invisible shield constructed on stage at her Chromatica Ball show in Dusseldorf. Video from the show went viral after it showed an object that a fan hurled toward the stage at “Mother Monster” quickly bouncing backwards as it approached, much like Madonna probably would if she were about to walk into a room where Born This Way was playing.
U.S. Marshals Are Offering A Reward For The Man Accused Of Shooting Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker After He Was Accidentally Released From Jail
Remember how the suspect who allegedly shot Lady Gaga‘s dog walker and kidnapped her dogs was released from prison by accident? Well, they still can’t find him. He’s pulling such a good impression of Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? that the police have now offered a $5,000 reward for anyone who can help them re-catch his ass. I think this is a job for the once-kidnapped dogs themselves! Get Koji and Gustav on the street and have them sniff out their alleged captor!
Lady Gaga Is In “Early Talks” To Play Harley Quinn In “Joker 2,” Which Is Going To Be A Musical
Seen above making the same “Say the fuck what?” face I made when reading that Joaquin Phoenix will mumble yodel as the Joker, Lady Gaga is probably going to play a singing Harley Quinn in the Joker sequel that will apparently be a musical. So prepare your nerves for Joker 2: Incelectric Singaloo. So since the first Joker movie was director Todd Phillips’ comic book-ized Taxi Driver, then I’m guessing Joker 2 will be his comic book-ized New York, New York. That means we could see Lady Gaga as Liza Minnelli as Harley Quinn. That’s what Gaga really meant when she said, “I got you” to Liza at the Oscars. That shady trick!