Category: Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson Filed For Divorce From Her Husband Of Nearly Seven Years
In the words of DJ Khaled, “Another one!” Yep, another celebrity split. According to documents obtained by The Blast, Kelly Clarkson has filed for divorce from her husband/music manager Brandon Blackstock. They have two kids, 5-year-old daughter River Rose, and 3-year-old Remington Alexander. 43-year-old Brandon also has two teenagers, Savannah and Seth, from a previous marriage. The couple and all four kids have been social distancing at their ranch in Montana. And let’s just tell each other that “Remington” is after Remington Steele and not the gun brand. Continue reading
The 2020 Critics Chose Their Choices For Their Awards
Award season turned onwards as the 2020 Critics Choice came in to give away all the awards which have been given by the “critics”. Of course in today’s social media age a critic is just someone with a wi-fi connection, but these critics in particular are like special, or something–so you better listen up because I’m gonna tell you who won and so they’re blessed for the coming year with a boost to their paychecks and asking-potential. Also I’m gonna comment on their clothing choices–Journalism!
John Legend’s Updated “Baby It’s Cold Outside” Is Out
Well, it’s finally arrived. Today is the day they round up every last master, 33, 45, 78, cassette, CD, MP3, and video recording of the Dean Martin’s version of Baby It’s Cold Outside, douse them with lighter fluid, torch them, collect the ashes and put them in a rocket capsule before launching them into space. And someone should dig up Dean’s corpse to slap the martini out of his hand, just to be sure. John Legend and Kelly Clarkson’s updated version is available today, and it supersedes any and all of the hundreds of recordings of the original 1949 Frank Loesser song. I mean, it must have gone down that way, otherwise, why all the fuss?
Sharon Osbourne Is Mad About John Legend And Kelly Clarkson’s Updated Version Of “Baby It’s Cold Outside”
So John Legend and Kelly Clarkson re-recorded an updated version of Baby It’s Could Outside, and Sharon Osbourne has some strong opinions on it and all of them are negative. She railed against the whole thing on The Talk on Monday and let John and Kelly know that they’re ruining a masterpiece!
Sharon Osbourne Says She Still Can’t Really Feel Her Mouth After Her Facelift
Sharon Osbourne was on The Kelly Clarkson Show and they talked about her plastic surgery. Kelly is a dainty Southern Belle and could never go under the knife–but was super interested and excited to hear all about how fun it is to get plastic put into you and your skin tucked into different places for cosmetic purposes. One fun aspect: Sharon says that she once completely lost feeling in her mouth after a facelift. “Does that mean the old bat can’t talk anymore?” thought Sharon’s latest arch rival Wendy Williams.
Kelly Clarkson Thinks Taylor Swift Should Fight Scooter Braun By Re-Recording All Her Songs
Taylor Swift isn’t having a great summer, and it’s not because her hair stylist mixed up the order of the rainbow when dipping her tips. Taylor is really mad that Scooter Braun bought her former record label Big Machine for $300 million, and subsequently became the owner of 6 albums worth of the masters of her songs. Taylor can’t really sue, so her own line of defense so far has been to not-subtly direct some song lyrics at Scooter and Big Machine’s former owner Scott Borchetta. Kelly Clarkson seems to think she might have a solution that would work, and it involves pettiness and a recording studio.